sex

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd rather be masturbating.

Just what I'm about to do. It's frustrating because I know that I'm too socially retarded and selfish to even enjoy a sexual relationship, and looking at things rationally I am perfectly capable of being happy jerking off and listening to music, but that fucking ingrained biological urge is just too much at moments. Sometimes I don't know if I need to have a religious reawakening and disavow all sexual thoughts until I am pure, or if my present lifestyle is the real sin and it's my moral obligation to have sex until I impregnate something.

 

[Tonka Time]

I'd say stop worrying about it so much, but it's not that simple/easy for everyone. Find some middle ground though, it doesn't need to be all or nothing.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Just pillowfucked to Marica Hase's FakeTaxi scene. Virginal stress quenched.

 

[-CC-]

When HBB finally gets laid he is gonna turn into Don Jon.

 

[Onder]

Every time I fuck my girlfriend I like her a little more. Fucking magnets.

 

[Onder]

I'm waiting for the moment I officially stop caring about sex, but instead I just get more depressed and horny. I'm losing my hair, forehead creases are becoming more prominent, socially I'm regressing, pretty soon I'll be at the age where the body gets less and less sturdy, I'm just fucking hopeless.

Bald wrinkly dudes get bitches too. It's just you.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yeah, the social regression thing is the big one. The thing is that at least right now I'm decent looking enough, in the near future I'll be seen as just some kindly old asexual man.

When HBB finally gets laid he is gonna turn into Don Jon.

Never heard of this movie until now. Reading the plot on Wikipedia, it's about a guy that has sex AND watches porn? That sounds so unrealistic.

 

[arg]

and he ends up with some old hag instead of scarlett johansson. shit movie

 

[SentinelSlain]

most overrated thing evar.

 

[The Ozzman]

Don Jon sucks

 

[Onder]

Never heard of this movie until now. Reading the plot on Wikipedia, it's about a guy that has sex AND watches porn? That sounds so unrealistic.

?

 

[Satanstoenail]

in the near future I'll be seen as just some kindly old asexual man.

You could become a eunuch.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It's too late to become a "true" eunuch.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Pillow-stained soul.

 

[Baroque]

it's about a guy that has sex AND watches porn? That sounds so unrealistic.

Lolwut? I had sex while watching porn a few hours ago. Some girls like porn too.

 

[Baroque]

Just what I'm about to do. It's frustrating because I know that I'm too socially retarded and selfish to even enjoy a sexual relationship, and looking at things rationally I am perfectly capable of being happy jerking off and listening to music, but that fucking ingrained biological urge is just too much at moments. Sometimes I don't know if I need to have a religious reawakening and disavow all sexual thoughts until I am pure, or if my present lifestyle is the real sin and it's my moral obligation to have sex until I impregnate something.

Dude just go to Nevada (not Vegas) and buy a hooker. It's legal and pretty safe. Might change your life for the better at this point.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Better yet, fly out to Prague and have sex with Onder.

 

[arg]

Dude just go to Nevada (not Vegas) and buy a hooker. It's legal and pretty safe. Might change your life for the better at this point.

look at the websites of brothels in Nevada. ugly ass bitches

 

[SentinelSlain]

There's this girl I go and see for blowjobs sometimes. The thing is, I don't like her vagina. It's kind of unpleasant looking. I don't like fucking fat women. I don't mind blowjobs from them, but fucking them is unpleasant.

I need to unfuck myself and become socially acceptable or whatever and get another hot girlfriend. It's been too long since I had one.

 

[Baroque]

look at the websites of brothels in Nevada. ugly ass bitches

Pussy is pussy. At this point it's like he's walking across a desert and you want him to turn down a drink because it's not Evian or some shit.