sex

[Carpe Mortem]

Best advice I have for popping that penis cherry is not to tell women you're a virgin, and turn them down once in awhile. Don't be a dick, but that desperation shows.

Perfect example... Two friends, about the same age. Virgins till their late 20s. One is hideous. Love the dude, but he's super ugly. Zero game, actually has called himself asexual multiple times. He got laid not long ago, started dating a chick who came at him hard because he has a life outside of attempted sex. Doesn't call himself asexual anymore, but still keeps his cool around bitches.

The other guy is pretty handsome, charming, etc... He actually TRIES to get laid. He parties and goes to the bar, talks himself up, and by most logics has game. You'd think he'd have gotten his nut by now because there is nothing wrong with the dude except that he gives a shit if he gets laid. Alas, that one is close to 30, and still a virgin, still letting it define if he's a man or not.

Sex is really overrated. You shouldn't brag about your lack of conquests, but it isn't evidence that there's anything wrong with you either. Maybe what's wrong is that you give a shit. Women are human beings, bros, not angels or demons.

Have your own life, and the pussy will come.

 

[MoSeN]

Best advice I have for popping that penis cherry is not to tell women you're a virgin, and turn them down once in awhile. Don't be a dick, but that desperation shows.

Perfect example... Two friends, about the same age. Virgins till their late 20s. One is hideous. Love the dude, but he's super ugly. Zero game, actually has called himself asexual multiple times. He got laid not long ago, started dating a chick who came at him hard because he has a life outside of attempted sex. Doesn't call himself asexual anymore, but still keeps his cool around bitches.

The other guy is pretty handsome, charming, etc... He actually TRIES to get laid. He parties and goes to the bar, talks himself up, and by most logics has game. You'd think he'd have gotten his nut by now because there is nothing wrong with the dude except that he gives a shit if he gets laid. Alas, that one is close to 30, and still a virgin, still letting it define if he's a man or not.

Sex is really overrated. You shouldn't brag about your lack of conquests, but it isn't evidence that there's anything wrong with you either. Maybe what's wrong is that you give a shit. Women are human beings, bros, not angels or demons.

Have your own life, and the pussy will come.

I'm sure it's a useful advice not to tell them that you're a virgin but if I get asked I say the truth. I'd rather stay a virgin than lie for pussy.. and I don't know where you get that I give a shit, then again if I said I didn't that would be a lie because who doesn't anyway.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

postin in this thread, just cuz

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm sure it's a useful advice not to tell them that you're a virgin but if I get asked I say the truth. I'd rather stay a virgin than lie for pussy.. and I don't know where you get that I give a shit, then again if I said I didn't that would be a lie because who doesn't anyway.

I wasn't saying you, just giving two instances of polar opposites so that other virgins and yourself may reflect upon it. Godspeed, you stud. Go do you, superstar.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

^You have a job?

Work in the lab (PhD student). I get paid to teach too though.

People say I'm too handsome to be a virgin but the truth is I've been lazy and a little shy to try and meet new people.

At the other hand all these kids talking like they're so cool and getting laid all the time makes me more just not want to do it and the little hipster inside me tells me if it's so easy that everyone's doing it then fuck it.. too mainstream for me.

Yeah, it's definitely shyness and laziness that are keeping me this way. Can't say I've ever felt a hipster vibe towards sex like that though, lol.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've met Ondra in person. He's a rad dude. A fucking DUDE despite being a faggot all the time. He also only likes chicks into horses or who have a horse face (ala Kramer) so I don't think you are his type Carpe.

However, I'm sitting her looking delicious. Wanna skype?

 

[arg]

I'd rather be a virgin than pay a prostitute for sex tbh.

from worst to best
- pay for sex with an ugly whore
- have legit sex with an ugly girl
- pay for sex with an average whore
- be a virgin and jack off
- have legit sex with an average girl
- pay for sex with a beautiful whore
- have legit sex with a beautiful girl
- pay for sex with an even more beautiful whore
- have legit sex with an even more beautiful girl

the last 2 go on infinitely.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Genius

 

[MoSeN]

Work in the lab (PhD student). I get paid to teach too though.



Yeah, it's definitely shyness and laziness that are keeping me this way. Can't say I've ever felt a hipster vibe towards sex like that though, lol.

Somewhere in your posts I read about your hair loss and I just saw your pic in the other thread. It still looks good and you're good looking too (no homo, lol). As you work in a lab you might already know something about this but if your hormones are causing the problem you can simply save your hair with Finasteride (1 mg) tablets. You can also take other vitamins and treatments just in case if you're not too lazy.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've met Ondra in person. He's a rad dude. A fucking DUDE despite being a faggot all the time. He also only likes chicks into horses or who have a horse face (ala Kramer) so I don't think you are his type Carpe.

However, I'm sitting her looking delicious. Wanna skype?

Maybe so. Internet makes it hard to translate personality, etc.

Also no but I'm sure you do, buddy. I love sassy fat guys. I wish upon you all the bitches.