sex

[The Ozzman]

IWK?

 

[Nephilim96]

I wanna fuck some cougars one day. It's definitely on my sexual bucket list.

 

[Hubster]

I wanna fuck some cougars one day. It's definitely on my sexual bucket list.

It's the bomb. You don't know what you're missing out on.

 

[Onder]

Yeah I'm gonnu fuck today alright.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Onder serious question, are you a dude or a lesbian? Because when I first joined your Sig was something about being a lesbian goddess, and I've seen your pics, somewhat feminine looking. Not to mention your sexcapades and shitting adventures are so outrageous I'm not certain what's truth and what's fiction.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

If you're a feminine looking dude that's cool plenty of chicks dig the lithe foxy look but there's some strange variables at play here.

 

[Onder]

I remember when I was 16 and had long hair I was visiting my friend at his job and somebody asked him about the chick with him and meant me. Funny thing, my friend was secretly gay so it was kinda convenient for him. And yes, some girls I knew told me they thought I was more attractive with the long girly hair.

I have a dick though and I don't even think I look feminine anymore so I don't see where your bullshit's coming from. Something probably grew out of your dirty vagina and you thought it was art you did and forgot about it but actually it was this bullshit you just posted.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You're not the most manly looking chap, no need to bring up your obsession with my hygiene for the millionth time. Don't be intimidated just because I probably fight better. There's a place for you in this world sweet prince.

 

[Nephilim96]

It's the bomb. You don't know what you're missing out on.

Details?

 

[Onder]

You're not the most manly looking chap, no need to bring up your obsession with my hygiene for the millionth time. Don't be intimidated just because I probably fight better. There's a place for you in this world sweet prince.

I'm not intimidated and I don't give a shit about how you fight. I'm also not obsessed with anything about you. You're kinda stupid tbh.

 

[Krow]

Lol fight me for real br0

 

[Dak]

Onder and Carpe should just do it already.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Maybe if Onder was a sassy dyke instead of the obnoxious dork shitting out both ends constantly that he is. I'm actually kinda heartbroken that it has a penis.

 

[Krow]

Onder is a bright shiny nugget in this giant shit of a forum. The fact that hes Sinead O'Connor with a weak starfish is irrelevant.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Yeah, Ondra rules.

 

[The Butt]

Ondra has consistently made some of the best posts on the board. Get on his level, then talk tbh.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Maybe if Onder was a sassy dyke instead of the obnoxious dork shitting out both ends constantly that he is. I'm actually kinda heartbroken that it has a penis.

*Gasp* Oooooooohhhhhh.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Does anyone know that feeling where you have erections on and off at work most of the day without being able to take care of them, and then you're close to done for the day when suddenly you run into a cute female that you haven't seen in a while that smiles at you and hugs you and asks how things are going and then by the time it's over you're at home and an entire day's worth of pent-up sexual energy is suddenly converted into loneliness and self-loathing and you just cry yourself to sleep? I felt that yesterday. Today I fucked my pillow, though.

Lolwut? I had sex while watching porn a few hours ago. Some girls like porn too.

I was kidding. It didn't seem like something worth making a story about.

Pussy is pussy. At this point it's like he's walking across a desert and you want him to turn down a drink because it's not Evian or some shit.

I'd rather be a virgin than pay a prostitute for sex tbh. At least right now. Maybe when I've truly lost all hope I'll succumb.

 

[Nephilim96]

^You have a job?

 

[MoSeN]

People say I'm too handsome to be a virgin but the truth is I've been lazy and a little shy to try and meet new people.

At the other hand all these kids talking like they're so cool and getting laid all the time makes me more just not want to do it and the little hipster inside me tells me if it's so easy that everyone's doing it then fuck it.. too mainstream for me.