Shavin' balls.

[NAD]

Never done it because that shit is gay, but the woman says the hair has got to go and I'd much rather swallow some pride than not get anymore skull. So how the fuck do I go about doing this?

 

[Dark One]

1. Freaky, but I've been in the same situation.

2. Use scissors to chop down the length as far as you can, then razor the rest slowly with something lotiony.

3. LOL

 

[Dev]

Voted Whisky + chainsaw + luck

 

[Doom]

Does anyone remember the "shaving habits" thread? That was weird.

And yes! Shaving thy private parts = the win, although incredibly gay. But hey, at least I admit it.

I'm sure Henrik Main can offer you some advice! Haha also from that thread:

Any man that shaves below the neckline is a raging homosexual.

 

[NAD]

I knew there was a shaving thread around here somewhere, searched for "balls" and "shaved" but came up empty, oh well. Nice job with my quote there, looks like my way is the gay now.

 

[Doom]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=192771

 

[Captain Beard]

Tell her as soon and she cuts her pubes into a pentagram and a rainbow you'll shave your balls, greedy overbearing bint.

 

[Henrik Main]

I regret being a flaming fag on the forums up until a couple of months ago

still shave my balls though

I second Dark One's recommendations btw

 

[Johanna]

Isn't there a risk that it will become all infected and stuff? sounds dangerous

 

[lizard]

maybe you could use Nair or whatever that stuff is.

 

[General Zod]

I've never done it, but like Nad, would cave in a heartbeat if it meant no more head. I'd Goodle it.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

but like Nad, would cave in a heartbeat if it meant no more head.

Precisely, the decision took about .0038 seconds.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

smooth balls rule. yeah... you know

 

[Nate The Great]

Never done it because that shit is gay, but the woman says the hair has got to go and I'd much rather swallow some pride than not get anymore skull. So how the fuck do I go about doing this?

There's several websites that can help with this. I can't remember what they are right now, but they also recommend the proper equipment.

You basically want to trim down the long stuff with some sort of normal hair trimmer. Then you use an intimate trimmer to get it to stubble length. Then you use these special ball and labia trimmers to get to the skin. They won't hurt you, no matter how hard you try. All this stuff was probably invented for porn stars, if that makes you feel better.

I've never gone to skin, though. I just trim it to about 1/4 to 1/2 inch. I hate when my pubes get stuck in the elastic of my underwear, so I just get rid of most of it.

If your woman does it, she might as well get your taint and asshole.:zombie:

 

[unhinged]

done this...but it was for a vasectomy

fucking ouch doesn't come closeuke:

 

[lurch70]

You basically want to trim down the long stuff with some sort of normal hair trimmer.

how long is the hair on your balls peeps?

it's pretty simple ... soap those bad boys up while taking a shower and use a good ole shick razor to get the work done ... your ballsack has much tougher skin than your face ... not sure what you guys are worried about

 

[lurch70]

2 balls

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah, wtf?! Seriously, and HOW MUCH fucking hair do you nignogs have on your sacks?! I can see the persiankitty having probs with the pubes ...but the ballzzzack!? I dont have enough hair on them to even warrant putting a razor anywhere near my pretties.

 

[JayKeeley]

Right, I'm off to listen to some Destroyer 666.

 

[lurch70]

i'll shave the testes satchel just to celebrate NAD starting the first thread in like six months