Shavin' balls.

[Ellestin]

So far we have only French dudes allegedly shaving their business. Something's foul.

 

[Nico]

Right, I'm off to listen to some Destroyer 666.

You've got me beat.

 

[JayKeeley]

and now that I've listened to some D666, I'm going to attempt to shave my nut sack with this:

 

[lurch70]

 

[Krilons Resa]

ohh man

 

[lurch70]

 

[NAD]

There's several websites that can help with this. I can't remember what they are right now, but they also recommend the proper equipment.

You basically want to trim down the long stuff with some sort of normal hair trimmer. Then you use an intimate trimmer to get it to stubble length. Then you use these special ball and labia trimmers to get to the skin. They won't hurt you, no matter how hard you try. All this stuff was probably invented for porn stars, if that makes you feel better.

I've never gone to skin, though. I just trim it to about 1/4 to 1/2 inch. I hate when my pubes get stuck in the elastic of my underwear, so I just get rid of most of it.

If your woman does it, she might as well get your taint and asshole.:zombie:

I can always count on Nate to be overly helpful when it comes to crotchatorial matters. Cheers.

I can see the persiankitty having probs with the pubes ...but the ballzzzack!?

Yeah I was mainly referring to the pubes, I just like to refer to my balls whenever possible. Oh yeah I used my beard trimmer to get rid of everything (which means my face will soon smell like my balls) it feels a bit liberating and my dick looks bigger.

jesus fucking christ

 

[Trylakos]

maybe you could use Nair or whatever that stuff is.

the skin on the genital area is usually too sensitive for that stuff and it would burn like a fucker. From my random internet readings the best way is to trim then shave, put a moisturizer on it and anti-itch stuff so it doesn't itch. Beware that pimple looking products may appear, because ingrown hairs there tends to happen and that would probablyhurt. ALSO rub your cock stubble on that bitches face for being a nuisance

 

[J.]

you guys give the woman too much power.

 

[Nate The Great]

NAD: Let us know the itch factor in about 2 days.

 

[Necromunchkin]

The answer should depend basically on how much ball licking you can look forward to should you shave.

 

[E-bortion]

did it once. frankly, i couldnt keep my hands out of my pants knowing that there was a little boys package within.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[JayKeeley]

NAD: Let us know the itch factor in about 2 days.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

just use a razor in the shower, never itches for me.

 

[Susperia]

My boyfriend and I once shaved each other. I decided I loved his hairy balls and told him to grow it out. He did for a while, but then last month he thought I'd like it and shaved them again. And I had to tell him slowly and clearly" I do not like prickly balls. Please never shave them again."

Hairy men. \m/

edit: And for all you hypocrites-- What the fuck do you think women have to do to their genitals for you? SHAVE THEM. TRIM THEM. MOISTURIZE THEM AND KEEP THEM NICE AND PRETTY. And it's just as much of a pain in the ass, because we also have to shave the other 2/3 of our body hair for you.

 

[Trylakos]

noones forcing you to do it. If I wouldn't be ridiculed so very much I would shave my legs too etc

www.noscruff.com

 

[Reign in Acai]

For us? So your saying if you had no man, and no desire to attract someone. You would walk around like a hairy mongoloid? I guess all you're waiting for at this point, is a ring aye?

 

[Demonspell]

Tell her as soon and she cuts her pubes into a pentagram and a rainbow you'll shave your balls, greedy overbearing bint.

LOL...no one who withholds oral unless you risk multilating your nads is worth keeping.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Nad should purposely cut up his scrotum for extra sympathy points. The knowledge that her request caused massive amounts of pain and suffering, should lead to further work on her part to orally release you.


P.S WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DISCUSSING A MAN'S TESTICALS!??!!?