Short rant

Oh those last two examples fucking kill me!

Especially "could care less". Doesn't that mean you care a little bit? And no I don't think sarcasm is generally intended in this phrase. The "could of" I can see arising from the sound of the "ve" in "could've", but you'd think motherfuckers would notice that it doesn't make any sense when they're typing it out.

While not a phrase, the mispronunciation "liBARY" drives me up the wall!

Oh, and "I seen" instead of "I saw" or "I have seen" hits me like nails on a chalkboard.
 
"Pacific" instead of "Specific"

And one that makes absofuckinglutely no sense at all "aks" instead of "ask", seriously how retarded do you have to be. I can't even say it that way.
 
Especially "could care less". Doesn't that mean you care a little bit? And no I don't think sarcasm is generally intended in this phrase. The "could of" I can see arising from the sound of the "ve" in "could've", but you'd think motherfuckers would notice that it doesn't make any sense when they're typing it out.

Yeah, it's supposed to be "Couldn't care less", but of course when the yanks got a hold of it they fucked it up.
 
I'm surprised nobody has said acronyms. Unless most who use them are horrible spellers and don't want to run the risk of messing up any part of the phrase. Still, oh well, I guess chalk it up to lazy.....but still...come on. Curse you internetz!:lol: