I made a brick oven pizza for dinner tonight. It was pretty basic with just pepperoni and mushrooms with some hot sauce.
However, I have the most INTENSE stomach pain right now. I feel like I have 30 knives jammed into my pancreas being twisted.
Every 4-5 minutes I have a shit wave, I piss out of my ass for 7 seconds and then end up hunched over in agony.
Sometimes I feel like a wave is coming but all I do is dry heave from my ass. It's such a tease.
My feet are going numb and now my calves are starting to tingle.
I'm beginning to worry about blood clots so I'm going to take an aspirin.
This is horrible.
/end complaint.