Songs that make you burst out laughing

[PrincessHades]

I know that this topic is not strictly metal, but I think that General Metal Discussions is the best place for this.

List the songs that make you burst out laughing.
My list:



Witchfinder General-No Stayer
Metallica-Shoot Me Again
Megadeth-Liar, Mechanix, Lucretia
Ozzy Osbourne-No Bone Movies, You Can't Kill Rock and Roll
Motorhead-In the Name of Tragedy




I am NOT trying to say that any of these songs are bad. They are all great songs.
I am just pointing out that the lyrics are funny.

 

[Metal_Cultist]

first 12 seconds of this song... (and I love KD):

 

[PrincessHades]

Any S.O.D song is hilarious.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JKonI8Td_M

 

[MasterOLightning]

Akercocke is often pretty funny.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Lord of the Rings by Blind Guardian.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!

Dressed-up Miss Fox
[Check it! Cheer up! Check it! Cheer up!] waves her twin ponytails in the air.
[Fluttering! Cheer up! Fluttering! Cheer up!] She pops and vanishes.
[Whirling! Cheer up! Whirling! Cheer up!] Let her show her various aspects!
[Kon kon kon ko, kon kon ko kon!]

Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ancient maidens,
you dance in the transient dream.
Getting over thousands years,
you live today.

Ah. It’s right. Always women are actresses.
We’re not foxes, not deceiving,
but maiden-like female foxes.

Ah, girls are becoming more like an ideal woman.
Smiling at face, crying at heart,
saying “It’s right”, we never show our tears.


A fox, a fox, I’m a female fox.
Women are actresses.

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! – Go! – Go! – Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ancient maidens,
you sing in the transient dream.
Getting over thousands years,
you live inside us.

Ah. It’s right. Always women are actresses.
We’re not foxes, not deceiving.
Maidens…

… shouldn’t be underestimated.

Ah, girls are becoming more like an ideal woman.
Continuously, to keep blazing,
we shoot up the fireworks.

Ah, blooming and falling is the fate for a woman.
Smiling at face, crying at heart,
we’re pure-hearted maiden-like female foxes.

Ah…


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[Nephilim96]

Beherit's entire discography

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

I don't remember song names but Silencer had me bursting out the first time I heard them. So do any bands with frog burps for vocals. Aint my bitch by Metallica had me laughing.

 

[PrincessHades]

I have to add the censored version of the Megadeth cover of a These Boots.

You keep saying that you got something for me.
Something that you call love that I call(bleeeeeeeeeep)

The bleeping is so stupid it's funny...I hate censorship. It ruins everything.

 

[PrincessHades]

I have to add the censored version of the Megadeth cover of a These Boots.

You keep saying that you got something for me.
Something that you call love that I call(bleeeeeeeeeep)

The bleeping is so stupid it's funny...I hate censorship. It ruins everything.

 

[PrincessHades]

These Boots cover by Megadeth.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Beherit's entire discography

Truth.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Right out the gates with that shitty out of tune flute melody.

EDIT: Any elephant-vox DSBM does the job too.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

EDIT: Any elephant-vox DSBM does the job too.

 

[ProphetofHatred]

Look at me now by Chris Brown? Or Lil Wayne?

 

[UltimateApathy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62n0LAygla4

ROTFLMAO

 

[UltimateApathy]