stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

lol a guy watching you while you take the shower?! hahahaha... sometimes I dream I'm walking on the street without pants, once I get home I realize that I already have pants but no shoes.

:)
 
guys dreaming about being without pants is normal, in fact if a guy hasn't had that dream they are wierd
 
I have this wicked dream every now and then, where I'm on a swing, swinging away, then the swingset starts to get bigger and bigger and bigger, and it gets so big that I can't see anything on the ground and then I jump :lol: I start flying and it feels awesome, but when I start approaching the ground again I start to get scared because I don't know how to stop, but eventually I realize it's a dream and I wake up haha. I've had the same dream many times and I'm in a different place every time (some woods, football pitch...etc) :lol:
 
:lol: Oh but it doesn't stop there...one time I was on the swing while on my bike :lol: and another time I was in a car...and I'm not kidding :p
 
Take shrooms and go on a trip :lol:
But seriously, I've heard good things about shrooms haha, I'd like to try it at least once :p
 
Mushrooms are illegal here since like 2 months or so. HO NOEEES.

I want to go to bed, but my neck hurts so fucking much it's as if there's gas from an operation in my shoulder. Really. fucking. annoying. Didn't sleep for 3 days when I had that. Yay.