well you're still a couple leaps ahead of I, sir. Most technical thing I've done with a computer is make stick figures in paint and turn them into an image game where you get multiple choices, and each choice leads to a different ending lol. Not to mention my teacher probably did half of it for me.
This just totally made my day!
We were discussing how to run into platform 9 3/4 at King's Cross in London. I found this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A02s8omM_hI