stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Today I made the sad discovery that I can no longer kick myself in the face. :(

Not being able to boot your own face, the signs of getting old.
 
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i have no way of politely asking this.....are......are you a little person?

Ahaha no. I couldn't do it with a straight leg, I had to bend my knee and use the side of my foot. I used to be really really flexible when I was a skinny bastard, at one time I could bend over backwards while standing and touch the top of my head to the back of my shins. I have since gained too much fat and muscle to do that shit.

I don't even know how well I could walk on my hands now, but I used to be able to walk most the way down the halls on my hands in High School.