stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[vikk]

i wonder if this is the day to day life of Maja.

 

[isolation_years]

its not far off how i always pictured it

 

[vitorias123]

Not gonna lie, that video sums 90% of my childhood. The best time ever

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[vikk]

aww

 

[vitorias123]

Im being serious, i grew up in Bosnia and things like that are normal there. My grandparents were rakija producers, and every autumn when its a time to make it, they would have a feast like that, drink rakija and beer and sing. Things like that last for an entire week. They really did their best to make a video authentic, since thats how most bosnians look like and act. Im going to Sarajevo this weekend to visit my dad. Looking forward to all that food <3

 

[Belac]

A week long drinking and singing fest? Sounds pretty fun to me

 

[PowerBlade]

Just saw that Norway pulled out of the bid to host the 2022 olympics. These are some of the demands from the IOC:

The top members of the IOC had some pretty outrageous demands that were secretly sent to the Norwegian government. These demands were leaked to the press in the form of a document and included among other things:

*The high ranking IOC members must have a cocktail party with the King of Norway, paid for in full
*Roads cleared for traffic and only to be used by high ranking IOC members during the stay
*VIP lounges and bars with full service and staff 24/7
*New cellphones for all the IOC members, Samsung brand
*Dedicated cars with drivers for all IOC members and whoever else they see fit
*Separate entries on the airport for high ranking IOC members
*A ceremonious reception to be held at the air port for high ranking IOC members
*A dedicated hotel for the high ranking IOC members which must be particularity thoroughly cleaned, extra staff so they don't have to wait, special menus to ensure they never eat the same thing twice
*24-hour room service, butler service, laundry service
*All-inclusive banquet available in meeting rooms
*All rooms must be kept at 20C at all times
*IOC-members should be dropped off just outside the stadium,and be escorted to the VIP-lounge by dedicated personnel, the same standards for "high quality" food and drinks apply

They wanted a state guarantee for all these things. All of this would be paid for in full by the Norwegian Tax payers.

Source:

http://www.vg.no/sport/ol-2022/ioc-...adion-og-cocktail-fest-med-kongen/a/23306598/

Good riddance to that bunch of greedy, corrupt wankers. I mean, seriously? How can they feel important enough for all that stuff

 

[(The bass player)]

The asshole guage is off the chart!

You might expect them to demand high quality service for the athletes but we all know that isn't the case...those fat fuckers don't need any of that!

 

[vikk]

Just saw that Norway pulled out of the bid to host the 2022 olympics. These are some of the demands from the IOC:



Good riddance to that bunch of greedy, corrupt wankers. I mean, seriously? How can they feel important enough for all that stuff

 

[PowerBlade]

That should be the IOC mascot

 

[(The bass player)]

Last night I dreamt that I saw a guy being murdered by two people with a power drill to the head and I got blood all over me and didn't care but when they pulled the drill from his head there was shit coming out from the hole in his head and it smelled horrible. They drilled a second hole and his head cracked and I ran for cover because I didn't want shit all over me (but blood apparently didn't matter)

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[DarkGift]

 

[Belac]

Last night I dreamt that I saw a guy being murdered by two people with a power drill to the head and I got blood all over me and didn't care but when they pulled the drill from his head there was shit coming out from the hole in his head and it smelled horrible. They drilled a second hole and his head cracked and I ran for cover because I didn't want shit all over me (but blood apparently didn't matter)

! Wtf dude?? That's awesome, aside from the fountains of poo.

 

[Belac]

Today I discovered the new nurse at my doctor's office is an absolutely gorgeous blonde. Apparently my heartbeat was kind of fast, I'm sure that had nothing to do with her hands on my chest... I told her it was because I jogged to the Doctor's office, whew dodged a bullet there!

 

[PowerBlade]

Yeah she totally believe that

 

[(The bass player)]

! Wtf dude?? That's awesome, aside from the fountains of poo.

Yeah I guess so

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Today I discovered the new nurse at my doctor's office is an absolutely gorgeous blonde. Apparently my heartbeat was kind of fast, I'm sure that had nothing to do with her hands on my chest... I told her it was because I jogged to the Doctor's office, whew dodged a bullet there!

If only it were so easy to quicken my heart beat.

 

[DarkGift]

caleb