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(The bass player)
Total Satan
Every once in a while you stumble across a band or artist that is so truly horribly awful that you want to put a drill into your ears. Today I heard Blood on the Dancefloor for the first time and I am in total and utter shock that these morons are actually being paid for this trash. There are NO redeeming qualities at all.
I know I'm a metalhead so I tend to judge some music pretty harshly, but I can see the merits in almost any kind of music even if I don't like it myself. I don't like Eminem at all but I also know I could never perform an Eminem song if I tried, I don't have that talent. Blood on the Dancefloor on the other hand has fucking zero talent, it's two dudes with absolutely no singing talent at all "singing" over puked up techno beats while wearing loads of makeup. You can grab any person of the street and their casual nervous singing voice would be comparable to these two dipshits. They don't even try to hide it with much trickery, it's just really bad. And the lyrics... Holy fuck I wrote better at age 12, oh my fucking god someone stop these retards!!
uke:!!!!!!
I hate this band more than anything I've heard in years, I hate them enough that I had to rant about it somewhere. I can't believe this shit is successful.
It cannot be worse than "E-type"...
DarkGift
ov Doom
DarkGift
ov Doom
(The bass player)
Total Satan
PowerBlade
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isolation_years
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Belac
Flesh To Steel
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
Every once in a while you stumble across a band or artist that is so truly horribly awful that you want to put a drill into your ears. Today I heard Blood on the Dancefloor for the first time and I am in total and utter shock that these morons are actually being paid for this trash. There are NO redeeming qualities at all.
I know I'm a metalhead so I tend to judge some music pretty harshly, but I can see the merits in almost any kind of music even if I don't like it myself. I don't like Eminem at all but I also know I could never perform an Eminem song if I tried, I don't have that talent. Blood on the Dancefloor on the other hand has fucking zero talent, it's two dudes with absolutely no singing talent at all "singing" over puked up techno beats while wearing loads of makeup. You can grab any person of the street and their casual nervous singing voice would be comparable to these two dipshits. They don't even try to hide it with much trickery, it's just really bad. And the lyrics... Holy fuck I wrote better at age 12, oh my fucking god someone stop these retards!!
I hate this band more than anything I've heard in years, I hate them enough that I had to rant about it somewhere. I can't believe this shit is successful.
The only way you could hate them more is by witnessing them live and seeing how they treat their (predominantly) female audience. It's sickening, from what I've heard. The other Jason had to do a security gig at a show they played.
Belac
Flesh To Steel
Yeah I remember a Death Metal band (can't recall who) cancelled a tour with them because I guess their fans revolted. Apparently one of the guys in Blood on the Dancefloor abuses underage girls. I didn't really read too much about it because I didn't feel like being angry at that particular moment 
. At the time I thought they were a metal band considering the tour. I was very wrong.
Okay that's pretty horrible too but I'd rather hear this crap believe it or not. It's not as horrible and the visual aesthetic of the music video I checked was not nearly as pathetic and irritating.
. At the time I thought they were a metal band considering the tour. I was very wrong.Okay that's pretty horrible too but I'd rather hear this crap believe it or not. It's not as horrible and the visual aesthetic of the music video I checked was not nearly as pathetic and irritating.
Belac
Flesh To Steel
Sooo.... My buddy and I are already working on a cover of Famine of God's Word just for shits. So that should be fun and hopefully awesome. It wasn't even my idea but I have to admit I kind of want to see how my version of vocals would turn out, although I wonder if maybe that's a bit of a douchey move considering the album isn't out yet.
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Aexalven
Big Paws
After you record it post instrumental version everywhere, lets do a contest "How many people can growl better than Nick Holmes"
PowerBlade
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Hopefully this will also include an update of the look of the site. This current design is so outdated
Belac
Flesh To Steel
I don't think I've heard your vocals Caleb. Got a sample/song?
I don't have anything recent as far as more aggressive death metal vocals no. I recorded some growls over a Dead Bread song a couple years ago, as a demo after a long hiatus from vocals. I also do vocals for Sleepwalkers which are slower and not as aggressive since it's more in the Doom territory. I wish I had something more recent but I do not.
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Aexalven
Big Paws
Hopefully this will also include an update of the look of the site. This current design is so outdated
stfu, retro is good.
Belac
Flesh To Steel
