stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!
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Aexalven
Big Paws
Hobbit would be very enjoyable if not for ginger elf and 2 dwarves looking on purpose like humans for teen fanservice
isolation_years
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stefan86
invariably off-topic
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Dwarves...I think there should be a death metal band made up of dwarves! Big epic beards and big epic beer tankards and then they play ultra brutal death metal...would be perfect! 
PowerBlade
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^They should make a movie about you. Kind of like Being John Malkovich, but more inside your brain. I think it would be entertaining 
Aexalven
Big Paws
Dwarves...I think there should be a death metal band made up of dwarves! Big epic beards and big epic beer tankards and then they play ultra brutal death metal...would be perfect!
Well, there was, me and a couple of my friends did a little gig 3 years ago, we named oursalves The Beardles, drums were chainmail, plate armors and shields, vocals mostly burping.
It was fun as hell, thinking about reactivatin it lol.
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Longer gigs than 20 minutes could easly lead to vomiting after all that burping
PowerBlade
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Interesting article. http://www.nrk.no/ytring/norden_-mitt-norden-1.12051132
What do you Swedes think?
What do you Swedes think?
(The bass player)
Total Satan
So Bloodbaths only Sweden gig will be at Sweden Rock Festival? They might as well just say "FUCK YOU!" to their Swedish fans
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Interesting article. http://www.nrk.no/ytring/norden_-mitt-norden-1.12051132
What do you Swedes think?
We already tried that some 400 years ago, it was called "The Swedish Empire"
Anyway I think any nordic collaboration these days would be hard to achieve since the baby-seal murdering Norwegians have their oil they do not need the rest of us, Sweden is on the brink of civil war if you would believe the newspapers, Iceland is bankrupt, Finland just hates everyone and well...you are danish!
PowerBlade
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Don't forget when we tried it before that, 600 years ago with Danish lead
But I agree, it'll never happen even though there is a lot in common. I thought it would be pretty cool though!
Don't forget when we tried it before that, 600 years ago with Danish lead
But I agree, it'll never happen even though there is a lot in common. I thought it would be pretty cool though!
nizzon
f.k.a Qth
nizzon
f.k.a Qth
So Bloodbaths only Sweden gig will be at Sweden Rock Festival? They might as well just say "FUCK YOU!" to their Swedish fans
Yeah, fucking weak to not have a gig in Stockholm.
(The bass player)
Total Satan
rj rl
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Don't forget when we tried it before that, 600 years ago with Danish lead
But I agree, it'll never happen even though there is a lot in common. I thought it would be pretty cool though!
give it a couple years and the North will be united. In Russian empire
Because we never try, we do 
(The bass player)
Total Satan
You have to go through Finland first and considering how good that went last time you can go and shove a bottle Of smirnoff up your putin!
stefan86
invariably off-topic
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Finns were good before nukes tho. Swedes never were
No that is why we welcome so many immigrants so we have people who can fight!
Belac
Flesh To Steel
You have to go through Finland first and considering how good that went last time you can go and shove a bottle Of smirnoff up your putin!
Was just about to say this. Those people are crazy.
