story game

A checkered patern looming in front of his eyes, the black and white patch work squares turned all to grey for a second and then break apart again, hazed edges, roof tiles. Not till he heard the distant bleep of a life support machine and the sickly, rubbery scent of latex gloves, bleach and the faintest odor of vomit did Elijah realise he was infact, laying in a hospital bed...
 
and the doctor was just about to check the bottom end of his gastrointestinal tract for traces of blood loss..

Elijah jumped up and screamed:
 
pet him in a gentle , loving way, so Elijah calmed down. He looked up into the eyes of the doctor and realized that
 
...the doctor was poor, so he gave him all of his money so he wouldn't have bad karma...
 
peeled a chocolate banana and started slowly licking it, while pondering..
 
So the rabbit burned every city on earth... and then siren woke up to find that her dream had actually happened.
 
To which Siren said, "damn" and lived on her rock happily ever after
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To which Siren said, "Fine, I'll do it myself"
 
And Siren said, "YOU IMMORAL LITTLE BASTARDS!". So she rewinded time to an era where cats had sex with cats and dogs with dogs. She also met emperor Constantine, who said to her...