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Magrathean
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She said "you need some rest" and helped the emperor get in a comfy chair and brought him some tea. Then she started chatting him up and finally she said "if you insist so much i shall take this difficult task upon me". So the next day she married the emperor and became the new empress and had beautiful clothes (that were used to cover her fishtail) and took charge of things. Which was useful because she had a couple of things in mind she wanted to do..
Magrathean
worldbuilder
then bomb all the pink houses and build new ones, cause pink sucks and people could use some new houses
Magrathean
worldbuilder
RampageSword
AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!
Deadly
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make black metal houses, so people have good houses with good music in a good metal-environment that...
made the muslims go crazy. So when they invaded Siren decided that trying to stop them was too boring and pointless for her, so she let them conquer the world. Then she went to met Tori Amos, who said to her:
"Cause what if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his with her name still on them?"
And Siren thought about these wise words. She decided that she'd had enough of all the hate and wars, and that she wanted to just live happily with her Emperor. She decided that in order to bring peace with the Muslims, she had to give the Kingdom a heir, so they could marry him/her with Muslim royalty and unite the people.
So that night she wore her sexiest lingerie and waited for the Emperor to come to bed. But when he did,
And Siren thought about these wise words. She decided that she'd had enough of all the hate and wars, and that she wanted to just live happily with her Emperor. She decided that in order to bring peace with the Muslims, she had to give the Kingdom a heir, so they could marry him/her with Muslim royalty and unite the people.
So that night she wore her sexiest lingerie and waited for the Emperor to come to bed. But when he did,
he was drunk and surrounded by whoring nuns. When he finally noticed Siren's startled look, he said: "What? Didn't you know I'm a mithraist? Come join the party!", to which Siren replied:
"Fuck you twat and your nun whores, i'm calling my lawyer!". And so she called Hitori and cried and sobbed and explained the situation and told her "i want revenge!". To which Hitori replied:
RampageSword
AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!
yeah, whatever. We'll bust 'em in court and get rich on their asses. Trust me. They'll pay twice what they owe you. So now tell me about...(don't think I'm implying that's the way Hitori would really talk)
... about how drunk he was and how hot those nuns were... cause, well, I need to make some extra cash and I was thinking that maybe, if I were to take a video of all of this, I could sell it as amateur porn and become rich! I'm not that good a lawyer, to be honest."
Siren thought long and hard, and decided that she didn't want her husband to be a porn star. That's when she realized she still loved him.
"You know what?" she asked Hitori. "I think-
Siren thought long and hard, and decided that she didn't want her husband to be a porn star. That's when she realized she still loved him.
"You know what?" she asked Hitori. "I think-
The Grim Progeny of the Dusk
Shades Invade My Senses
-that we might escape with our reputations intact if we could make it through the darkened forest of the anthrax-infected tissue paper"
Her husband didn't even reply, for he was already galloping towards the plagued forest on a black mare. She glimpsed to her left and saw a similarly sized steed, an untarnished white. She mounted up, and took off.
When they reached the Forest mere minutes later, they encountered-
Her husband didn't even reply, for he was already galloping towards the plagued forest on a black mare. She glimpsed to her left and saw a similarly sized steed, an untarnished white. She mounted up, and took off.
When they reached the Forest mere minutes later, they encountered-
asked him where they could find a pub. And the Wolfman said, "The Bucket of Blood (pub's name) is right around the corner, just follow the little drunken elf." So they followed the elf and entered the pub, where they found...
a huge ballet of male strippers. Damn good looking too. So Siren called Hitori on the phone to give her the news about this cool new pub she found, and soon after Hitori arrived. The emperor was quite drunk so he didn't realise/didn't mind. While Siren and Hitori were drinking tequila shots and enjoying the show, suddenly...
The Emperor exclaimed, "Wait a fucking second! This is 327 AD! How come there is Tequila and a phone boot here? And I should be founding the new Empire capitol by now! Oh, goddammit!" And he gave Siren a strange look. Then Siren told him...
