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"Oh, honey, you've drunk too much and you're having illusions :( Let me take you back home..." and sighed in relief as he fell asleep in her arms. Then she turned to Hitori and said "that was close!" to which Hitori didn't reply because..
 
she was busy flirting drunkenly with some roman nobleman who happened to be the reincarnation of Elijah the squirrel. Then all of a sudden the emperor, Siren and Hitori were surrounded by utter darkness, and from within its infinite hole someone farted. It was the Ghost of Christmas Past, who told them:
 
'sup buddies! Care for a beer? Oh well, just remember : share your goods, don't be a prick and, well, I have to say that...
 
..time's up! you gotta run!". The 3 started running, but it was utterly dark and they didn't quite know in which direction to run, so they ended up stumbling on a huge..
 
After some time, Hitori decided she should go shower, what with all the shitting and throwing up she'd done that day, so she quietly stood up and slipped away from the room, leaving the two reconcilied lovebirds alone.

"Siren," the Emperor said drowsily, "I
 
think you smell". So Siren slapped him and told him "why, you smell too!" and then
 
she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a butter knife and some ice cream and started eating her emotions away. Then the emperor entered the kitchen and said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt....smelly" In her rage, Siren threw him the butter knife and...
 
... "You did not just do that...", and he wondered about the plenty of options he had to torture and/or kill her in so many different ways...
 
So Siren decided to travel further in time to marry Charlemagne, who, she thought, might be more generous in his comments since all Frenchies admittedly smell. But when she met Charlemagne, he said to her:
 
Something in french.

Which probably meant "i'm dying".

And pointed to the closet..
 
Where Siren found a magic baton.

Then Charlemagne uttered, "You must use that to keep the Empire united in the name of all Christianity before the Anti-... ugh, mgggh, aaaaaargggghhh!!!!!!!" and then he died.

Then Siren pondered, "What does a magic baton has anything to do with Christianity anyway?" So she decided to...
 
think about it while taking a long bath with some nice salty soaps she had brought from home (she knew the french would only give her cologne, and a siren always loves her salty water).

At that point, a black hooded man entered the royal bedroom, picked up the baton from the table, and ran away. Just as he was rushing down the stairs he heard a voice:
 
The hooded guy entered into a strange store, where a man in scottish outfit greeted him: "Welcome to All Things Scottish. Our slogan is, 'If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!'

Then Siren saw the hooded guy order a...
 
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