haha, fucking cutoms... If you're not a full blown americain they question you lol! And they don't take kindly to frenchies from canada. also if you're slightly coloured or have an accent.. BE WARNED Lol
Symphony X Aussie fans unite
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dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
vegemite kicks ass...and its illegal in the USA now too.
I hate vegemite... why is it illegal? lol...
For people not brought up on vegemite, you need to wave your knife over the toast, slice of bread, whatever, and if you're really lucky some of it will stick. It is an acquired taste for non-Aussies. Most of us plaster it on so thickly its like eating tar but i wouldn't have it any other way.Is vegemite as disgusting as it sounds? I probably wouldn't even know it exists if it weren't for Men At Work
meisteh
Member
I don't think it is banned, but something to do with having added folic acid.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20641599-1702,00.html
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20641599-1702,00.html
Get the fuck outa our country! Seriously nothing goes better on white toast than Vegemite! 
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
Get fucked!
I'm no patriot, but I'm a friendly guy
... and vegemite sucks anytime of the day! Sorry, it's true... I also dislike most Aussie beer... and mock your belief system, in the due process of having sexual relations with your spouse and/or significant other and/or mother. Unless your mother IS your significant other, in which case, I shall avoid the incestual orgy. 
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the only thing that sucks here my friend is YOU.
Vegemite and Peanut Butter is an ancient australian remedy for pretty much anything. Beware it's addictive power.
the only thing that sucks here my friend is YOU.
Vegemite and Peanut Butter is an ancient australian remedy for pretty much anything. Beware it's addictive power.
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
Well, it is true that vegemite is to drop bears, like citronella is to mosquitoes... however that remedy isn't effective against the migrated hoop snake.
Anyway, go back to eating your non un-Australian vegemite coated lamb, and wash it down with a *shudder* Toohey's New, the Aussie way... you fucking moron haha lawl.
Anyway, go back to eating your non un-Australian vegemite coated lamb, and wash it down with a *shudder* Toohey's New, the Aussie way... you fucking moron haha lawl.
HackerX
Member
I'd have to agree... I'm not a big eater of vegemite, in fact, I don't think I've had any for quite a few years. But if you're going to eat it, you better use half the jar each slice.
Toohey's new? Maybe is you were a new south welshman.... Its gotta be
or if your feeling slightly angry or indigenous:
/ uke:
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
SymX_AUS
Member
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
Haha yeah... I was gonna use an image of a plastic bottle, with a glass of the oil next to it, but that pic 404'd... this was the next best match off google.
Eternal Dragon
1337AD
haha only an aussie would get that joke . Classic.
For those who know not of the aboriginal way here is a government funded poster aimed at informing aboriginals of the harsh truth......
http://www.communitybuilders.nsw.gov.au/drugs_action/cummerajunga_1.html
. Classic.For those who know not of the aboriginal way here is a government funded poster aimed at informing aboriginals of the harsh truth......
http://www.communitybuilders.nsw.gov.au/drugs_action/cummerajunga_1.html
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
Bwahahahaha... need to fragment the English more though!
"i sniff, i be off ma tree, brutha!"
The most hilarious part is that the poster is legit, and not just a photoshopped joke!
"i sniff, i be off ma tree, brutha!"
The most hilarious part is that the poster is legit, and not just a photoshopped joke!
SymX_AUS
Member
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
haha only an aussie would get that joke
For those who know not of the aboriginal way here is a government funded poster aimed at informing aboriginals of the harsh truth......
http://www.communitybuilders.nsw.gov.au/drugs_action/cummerajunga_1.html
Ahahaha. Classic.
