I agree with Ariadna, that was pretty funny. But you know, guys, how about an even better and funnier idea?
How about, for a new song idea for the upcoming album they could write a song about this amazing story I heard from my old school friend Jeremy? You see, Jeremy told me this story about his ex-girlfriend at the time when we were both at high school, her name was Sarah. You see, he told me about how much time they spent together and all the cool things they did together. He told me about that scary film they went to watch one day, I think it was Scream 4, you know, with Ghostface and how he murders people at their own homes and shit? Well, he told me when he and Sarah watched it together she got really scared. She'd screamed to him inside the movie theater "Oh Jeremy, this is too much for me, I'm so scared!" and he told her "Its okay, I'm here. Hold me tight and close your eyes, it's almost over". He told me from that point onwards, he didn't feel more manly than ever before. He said it was the best thing he ever did for a woman, being there for her when she's scared and screamed, people thought she ran out of a psychiatric hospital, but he told everyone "Stop with these looks on your faces guys, she was in no psychiatric hospital, she's just scared and I'm here for her. You guys will never realize how manly this feels...".
He also told me that later on, she'd grown to like him less and less as each day passed by. He told me about how Sarah kept complaining to him that she isn't in love with him anymore, "look honey, I'm tired of you and your scary shit! YOu don't take me to any cute, fluffy movies....Its just scream 4 all the time, or Scream 3, or 2, or 1....Its getting old, honey!". And then HE was even more manly by dumping her himself, not the other way around! He told her "Honey, you can fuck off and I dont care what you think! I got what I wanted anyways, and I am more manly than I ever was right now. So I got what I wanted, so you can shut your mouth and go."
Yeah, he literally kicked her ass out of his room after that. But you know guys, I felt sorry for him, dumping his own gf and all. I asked him "Man, you sure have courage to do something like this to your own gf man. Don't you feel kinda ashamed dumping Sarah?" He answered me, "No man, like I told you I feel more manly than ever since the day I dumped her. After being dumped by like 20 different girlfriend's myself, I felt it was the right time to do something manly and actually dump one myself.". I told him "wow, you sure are manly..." and that was it. And I dont take it back - when you go through being dumped 20 times by 20 different gf's, you sure want to feel manly for a change and dump one yourself.
Wow. Guys. I think this would make an amazing idea for a song on the upcoing Sym X album.