Ten reasons Anthrax is better than having regular bowel movements...

[SlappyWhitey]

Give me ten, quick.........

 

[Ragamuffin]

They don't stink.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

They don't clog up your toilets.

 

[SlappyWhitey]

Ive never had to wash my hands after listening to an Anthrax album.

 

[SlappyWhitey]

After I listen to an Anthrax album, I never have to wait around to flush the toilet again.

 

[SlappyWhitey]

Never having to warn people, "Hey, youd better not go in there, Anthrax is playing."

 

[Ragamuffin]

After listening to an Anthrax record theres almost never a sound of running water 20 minutes later that makes you go wiggle the handle.

 

[SlappyWhitey]

Never having to run into a public restroom just because you need to hear Anthrax.

 

[Ragamuffin]

After listening to Anthrax there's little chance of something slightly embarrassing being stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

 

[muffytheVampirelayer]

listening to Anthrax doesnt leave brown skid marks in your shorts

 

[Ragamuffin]

Well...there was that one time...

 

[Jono]

you never have to use the plunger to unclog the toilet for using too much TP to whipe the Anthrax off your ass
-Jono-
ps i win!

 

[johnnieCzech]

LMFAO you guys suck

 

[Cincy Vigilante]

listening to Anthrax doesnt leave brown skid marks in your shorts

After I heard Charlies skills on nobody knows anything I had a huge one.

 

[ThraxMan]

I just would like to add that taking a dump is so damn inconvenient! I mean when your doing something, you have to stop what it was and take the time to shit. Always happens at the wrong times it seems!

 

[Ragamuffin]

Unless you're really old or really young.

 

[Deege]

Well, another good reason:
When you listen to Anthrax, your worst fear is getting Caught In A Mosh...but when taking a dump, you have to worry about getting Caught In Your Zipper when you're done!