The "Ask Undefined" Thread

[vikk]

Dear Joe,
Are you about to reply to xxprincess_pornchildxx's post with something along the lines of "let me rub it for you" ?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Pornchild?

 

[Undefined]

Dear Joe,
My back hurts. What do you suggest I do?

Take a hot bath, then lay down for a while. You may also invite me over and I'll rub it for you

Dear Joe,
Are you about to reply to xxprincess_pornchildxx's post with something along the lines of "let me rub it for you" ?

ZOMG! You fore-told the futurez!

Dear Heartless, why is there a small Mexican child pushing a plastic bike all over my driveway?

The real question is: why isn't there a small mexican child pushing a lawnmower across your yard? You just failed right there

But, he is there because you are part mexican so he is insitinctively drawn to your house. Mexicans know it's a 'safe ground', they may have even put some kind of marking on your property that serves as a sign that lets them know the place is safe. If you want to scare all the beaners off, post signs of immigration and shit around.

They will vanish instantly.

Pornchild?

Lovechild?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

<3

 

[Conti]

 

[Undefined]

.... facepubes one was better!

 

[Conti]

.... facepubes one was better!

I think I like the LL one the best, I'm considering it making it my sig.

 

[Undefined]

I think I like the LL one the best, I'm considering it making it my sig.

Bobvex one was good too!

 

[SteveMCsteve]

When are you and Gonzo gonna have make up sex?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Dear Joe,
Why wasn't I aware of your affair with Gonzo

 

[Lady_Relic]

Have you ever been to Europe? If so, how was the food? Things beyond pussy can be described as food.
and
One or the other: Is Vikk immune to flaming or is Vikk just really bad at starting/acknowledging wars?

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

This is not really a question, I just have to share it: I've been going out with a Mexican co-worker! He's all ghetto and stuff. Should it bother me he goes dumpster diving? He has a criminal record, too.

 

[Undefined]

When are you and Gonzo gonna have make up sex?

As often as possible.

Dear Joe,
Why wasn't I aware of your affair with Gonzo

Because, you wouldn't love me anymore if you knew

Have you ever been to Europe? If so, how was the food? Things beyond pussy can be described as food.
and
One or the other: Is Vikk immune to flaming or is Vikk just really bad at starting/acknowledging wars?

1) No, I have never been to Europe. I would like to go someday and visit a lot of the historical sites, and a few festivals as well. I'm not really into European cuisine. I prefer Japanese/Korean... Sushi is my fav

2) Vikk is the ladies man of this forum, he has a god-mode switch he can enact and then no nerd here can talk shit about him.

This is not really a question, I just have to share it: I've been going out with a Mexican co-worker! He's all ghetto and stuff. Should it bother me he goes dumpster diving? He has a criminal record, too.

The criminal record shouldn't bother you per se, but be wary. If it's for theft, or assaults (against women) you should be careful. He could turn out to be a leech/con artist and steal from you or you know he could be a women beater or rapist. It all depends, personally my whole family/circle or friends have criminal records, it's not a big deal. Just make sure the guy isn't a druggie, woman beater or con man and it shouldn't matter.

As for dumspter diving, if you mean he eats from the garbage, then fuck yeh you should be worried. God knows what disease or bacteria he could pick up from there and then inturn infect you with. So if that is the case, be careful. If you mean, he takes things from the garbage that are usable (ie: old furniture) then that isn't bad at all in my opinion. Depends on the frequency. It's a little strange if he fucking jsut stops and jumps in a dumpster to look for anything he can find. That might be a problem, but if he just happens to see something cool on the curb and takes it that's nothing to be worried about.

I'd need to know more about the guy really but just take my advice. Guys tend to come off nice at first then change after a few months so just be aware especially if he has a history of stealing from or harming women.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

why do u suck so much?

 

[Undefined]

why do u suck so much?

Cuz it pays well at 10 bucks a pop.
































Oh, and I love the taste of semen.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

man... can't u just stop trying to be gonzo? i mean i said u suck cuz this dark heartless shit n stuff is really enough now...plz try to stop that shit

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Flo, c'mon, everybody can do whatever he/she wants, without anyone always deeming...

And if Gonzo has a problem with Joe's sig, then he'll "solve" it "personally", he's not a baby and can "defend" himself... well, whatever.

 

[Undefined]

Oh, and I love the taste of semen.

man... can't u just stop trying to be gonzo?

You pretty much just called your idol a faggot. Self owned.

 

[Undefined]

Flo, c'mon, everybody can do whatever he/she wants... if Gonzo has a problem with Joe's sig, then he'll "solve" it personally... well, whatever.

It's an inside joke between me and him (and Swabs?)

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

It's an inside joke between me and him (and Swabs?)

Yeah, I had a feeling it could be such a thing... that's why I wrote that in my post, before.