The Awesome Dream Thread

[Det Som Engang Var]

The house next door to me is abandoned and has a mini house in its back yard. I dreamed there was the face of an Asian man sticking through the door. It didn't blink, it just looked out the door. I thought it was very strange, it had been there two days. Then the next day I went to look at it "from my backyard" and the eyes had changed from looking forward to looking up diagonally. I tried to tell my mom about it but she was very dismissive and said he was probably just keeping watch. It baffled me how she could not see the strangeness about it. So I called two of my friends over "in real life I would have gone myself but I'm a huge pussy in my dreams", but then to my disappointment it was gone.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

you have a ninja rape shack next door, seems. Beard has outposts all over the world.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

For rapid deployment, I assume.

 

[Lordlucid]

lol

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I had some dream about the frontman from Cynic because I told some jackass on the Opeth board how stupid it is to say two bands are too different to be compared. Not even compared, to decide which you prefer.

 

[neal]

personally, i have trouble ranking different bands amongst each other. if you asked me to rank KMFDM, Mr Bungle, In Flames, and Electric Wizard i would have trouble rationalizing it in my mind.

 

[Chromatose]

oh snap, just remembered I had a dream last night where I heard a commercial that said Father Ted plays on Monday nights on PBS.


edit: I checked the schedule and it really doesn't

edit 2: FURTHER SEARCHING SHOWS IT DOES, I must have seen this commercial long ago in the past and it suddenly came back to haunt me

Father Ted: New Jack City
Monday, April 28, 1:00am
Father Jack enters a hospice.
Father Ted: Flight into Terror
Monday, May 5, 1:00am
The priests have a crisis on a plane.

I guess actually that would be Sunday night/Monday morning. and my dream distinctly said monday night at 10pm

 

[Captain Beard]

I had a dream on Saturday morning where someone tore the top half of my penis off during sex. I looked down, and see the still bottom half erect and with part of the urethra hanging out of it, and the lady has the nerve to say, "It doesn't look that bad, just get some duct tape." I hate beer dreams. Awesome? No. Interesting enough to post? Yes.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wierdo.

I dont remember my dreams

 

[Calamitas1786]

I had a dream on Saturday morning where someone tore the top half of my penis off during sex. I looked down, and see the still bottom half erect and with part of the urethra hanging out of it, and the lady has the nerve to say, "It doesn't look that bad, just get some duct tape." I hate beer dreams. Awesome? No. Interesting enough to post? Yes.

That's fucking shudder worthy right there!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, I get my worst dreams after drinking or eating spiced foods.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Had a dream this morning that some kind of bomb went off and killed every person on the planet except for a few, including Derick and myself. So, we went to the grocery store to buy laundry detergent and I noticed he was looking at prices. I told him "Take anything! We don't have to payyyyyyy!" Then I started trying to rape him in the aisle, cause, you know, no one would see. That's about it.

 

[Chromatose]

I would have a tendency to analyze grocery store items and prices even during a sexy apocalypse.

 

[Lordlucid]

I would have a tendency to analyze grocery store items and prices even during a sexy apocalypse.

ahahahahahahahahah omfg thats too funny!

 

[lad]

Strange... I had an intensely vivid apocalyptic nightmare. There were massive floods throughout Britain and, once again, infected mutant humans scavenging and raping and eating, while everyone was scrambling to reach some gigantic special buses (think Will Smith's bus but filthier on the inside) that save the limited number who get there in time. I was basically helping save the old man, younger sister and some hobo I didn't know but was friends with. We managed to board one, sat down near the front, and started eating sandwiches I think. It was fucking horrible.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What did the sky look like?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well, in my dream the sky was red & white, and was bubbling as if boiling.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Woops I was too sleepy to take in the bomb part of your post I only registered that everyone dissapeared.

Yeah, weird skies are always in mah apocalyptic dreams.

Night before last I dreamed I was in some kind of organized thing, it wasn't school or work it felt like prison but it wasn't. Anyway, there were very weak wobbly ladders on these platforms, extending very very high up in the air. It was very dangerous because the platforms were small, but everyone was in a rush and they were telling me to hurry up. Everytime I got off a ladder it moved considerably from all the people on it and I tried to fix it for them so they wouldn't fall and die but they got angry. And I said to my friend mang, people don't appreciate shit.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i has like 5 different dreams the past two nights but i dont remember any of them

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Dreamed that I worked in a grocery store and Derick came to visit. I met him in the back part of the freezers where they keep milk and stuff. I made my coworkers go away and it got sexy

That's about it.