The awesome UFO thread!

[Mort Divine]

Three goats approach a bridge...

 

[skeptik]

One is abducted by aliens, one is frightened off by a ghost, and one has a sexuality dilemma.

 

[CAIRATH]

Zing.

 

[Valerie]

One is abducted by aliens, one is frightened off by a ghost, and one has a sexuality dilemma.

Wrong, they were obviously sent by God to purge the Earth of sin.

 

[cookiecutter]

Oh how I love you two, so blissfully unaware that your manner of looking at the world isn't an absolute one.

Have you met my invisible lobster friend Balthazar yet?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I never have Nick. Hey, are you sure he exists?

 

[cookiecutter]

Well there is absolutely no evidence that he exists so... YES!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Hm, your logic seems screwy.

 

[cookiecutter]

Your logic is not the only way to think. Bullshit and fantasy are equally valid.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Where's the flying spaghetti monster when you need him? His noodly appendage needs to fill young Mort's mind with his great knowledge.

 

[Zephyrus]

If there are any intelligent lifeforms in the universe, don't you think they would be avoiding us?

Even if they wanted to come in contact with us, they would have to figure out a way to arrive at our solar system by means much faster than the speed of light. At which point, we're talking transcending dimensions.

 

[Pessimism]

Aliens ae areal, my gf showed me a porn with aliens in it!


I cried , it looked like E.T.

 

[supseudonymous]

There's nothing sexier than time-space manipulation.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ever read A Wrinkle in Time?

 

[supseudonymous]

Nope, I'll take that as a recommendation.

 

[Pessimism]

There's nothing sexier than time-space manipulation.

Thank the gods for google, I don't ever want to see anything like this again.

 

[cookiecutter]

I has a boner