@Vegard Pompey
me reading "fast" started with the phrase "summer-beach-read"
the way that all the Alex Cross books, the Anita Blake books, the Drizzt Do'Urden books were all edited-out to being the same length as each other
with the books of this length being referred to as "great summer beach reads" i had in my head memories of how (before 9-11) people in the DFW Metroplex used to drive down through Houston to the beach of Galveston Texas early in the morning on a day off from work, spend a day at the beach and drive home that same fucking night
so in my head i imagined a "summer beach read" as being the amount of text you read when you
leave the house close to sunrise
then arrive at the beach
then open page 1
then read through the entire book
then go home at night on the same day you arrived at the beach
so i thought "summer beach read" was a reference to the
amount of words you would read in a day when you spend that specific day "reading at the beach"
as if, somehow, being at the beach helps you read
it took me a really long time to realize that the phrase summer-beach-read was a reference to students-and-teachers in Minnesota going to Miami "for the summer" where it supposedly takes your entire fucking summer vacation to read a single John Grisham lawyer book
i read "Kiss the Girls" (starring Alex Cross) in a day
i read "The Crystal Shard" (starring Drizzt Do'Urden) in a day
and most of the time i will read an Anita Blake book in a day
the only time it takes me longer than a week to read any of these kinds of books is when i'm reading more than one at once and even then i will be able to read though each book in less that 2 weeks after reading page 1
and i really love the those specific comedy books that are clearly intended to be read in a single day
(the Myth series and the Phule series by Robert Aspirin, and the Xanth novels by Piers Anthony, are comedy where if you don't read the book in a single day the jokes at the end fall flat) and i would even go as far as saying the Arilyn Moonblade books by Elaine Cunningham, and even the book "Servant Of The Shard" by R. A. Salvatore, are books are actually desingned and intended to be read in a single day)