The Cat Thread

[nizzon]

Somwtimes i wish I was a cat. They can just cruise around and do cool stuff like chase mice, do crazy jumps, climb stuff, chase/fight/fuck other cats, sleep, nothing to worry about really... well, cars maybe. Otherwise they really dont seem to have anything to worry about.

 

[nizzon]

Holy shitballs I was loaded last night.

 

[hexwind]

Somwtimes i wish I was a cat. They can just cruise around and do cool stuff like chase mice, do crazy jumps, climb stuff, chase/fight/fuck other cats, sleep, nothing to worry about really... well, cars maybe. Otherwise they really dont seem to have anything to worry about.

if you're a female cat, the only pain you get is when you are raped by four other cats, and giving birth/taking care of kitties.

 

[Blackheim]

^this

 

[Belac]

I once ran over two mating cats by accident. In the dark it looked like an empty potato sack moving in the wind (ya don't ask) on the road, and then as my car approached I saw the male cat glare up like "OMG ITZ GONNA EAT MAH!" and I couldn't stop. I don't know if that's the best way to die or the worst.

 

[vitorias123]

thats...sad

 

[vikk]

I once ran over two mating cats by accident. In the dark it looked like an empty potato sack moving in the wind (ya don't ask) on the road, and then as my car approached I saw the male cat glare up like "OMG ITZ GONNA EAT MAH!" and I couldn't stop. I don't know if that's the best way to die or the worst.

i hope you die under the wheels of a truck

 

[isolation_years]

that is sad



but there ciould be a lot worse things to do when you die



like dying

 

[Belac]

Hey I said it was an accident. I'll be damned if I'm going to let two cats fucking on the road ruin my night and make me feel like a bad person. Shit happens

 

[vikk]

do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the head

 

[Belac]

 

[vikk]

 

[vikk]

 

[vikk]

 

[Belac]

^ err at all three

 

[vitorias123]

 

[DarkGift]

but cat you no piggy

 

[Blackheim]

^ this

 

[gt_jen]

Ha!

 

[the_fiend]