The Dreams Thread

[DarkBliss]

Here's one of mine I wrote down a couple years ago:

I found a strange artifact in my brother’s bedroom -- an oddly-shaped, cylindrical glass container which could filter all the air in the earth’s atmosphere through itself and alter the sound heard inside every single conch shell in the world. Instead of hearing the ocean inside a conch, the listener would hear the sound of static and a strange voice which would taunt them from within the shell. The voice would say things like, "Look at me! I'm the ocean!" and make whooshing noises to imitate waves breaking. I was disturbed by the awesome power of this device, and by the bizarre purpose for which it was used. I left my brother's room briefly, and as I walked around the house I noticed that all the air around me was gently blowing toward the room, and there was a faint noise of static wherever I went.

The noise generated by the device also brought all the cockroaches in my brother's room out of hiding (though our house has never had cockroaches in reality) and sent them racing across his floor in panic. I quickly grabbed a newspaper and attempted to kill the cockroaches. One of them was massive -- about four inches long and two inches wide, half the size of the palm of my hand. It was hard to hit because of its speed, and the first direct hit I landed on it only injured it, but I finished it off with a second hit.

The way it started off, I was all set for an epic tale of mystery and adventure. But then...battling roaches? Disappointing in a way, but also quite funny in that the high point turned out to be just a mundane domestic chore.

 

[genocide roach]

last night i had a dream, well more of a nightmare, that V5 sent the wrong cd's from our trade deal. he sent the brian posehn cd, instead of the bal-sagoth cd. i woke up screaming and in cold sweats... "BUT I ALREADY HAVE THAT CD!!!"

ok, so i didnt wake up screaming, but the dream is true. i'm a giant nerd
~gR~

 

[genocide roach]

I just remembered I had a dream one time Susperia was at my house.

score!
~gR~

 

[AchrisK]

/never dreams

I guess I just don't fall into a deep enough state of sleep. That or I almost never remember my dreams, which would seem more likely. I only have a couple recallable dreams a year.

Same here., but I am pretty sure I fall deeply enough into sleep. Maybe I'm just dumb.

 

[mutantllama]

Does that explain your avatar?

I don't even remember where the fuck it came from.

 

[genocide roach]

i think i read that everyone dreams, but you have to be woken up in the middle of a dream to remember it
~gR~

 

[DarkBliss]

Maybe I'm just dumb.

?

I also ceased having/remembering dreams years ago.Don't sleep well, in general Falling into pitch black nothingness every night sucks. I envy you, guys.

 

[DarkBliss]

i think i read that everyone dreams, but you have to be woken up in the middle of a dream to remember it
~gR~

I think you're supposed to have the dream just minutes before you wake up to recall it vividly.

 

[Death Aflame]

I had a weird dream not too long ago where I was in a car with my mom and brother driving through the city. The cityscape soon turned into a sort of moonlit field filled with silver lined elephants. Slowly, these herds of elephants overwhelmed us as we were driving along until one jumped out in front of us causing us to crash into the nearby ocean (apparently we were driving really fast). The car began to fill up with water and I could not escape so I just embraced the death by opening my mouth allowing the water to flow in. Instead of dying though, I awoke.

 

[cookiecutter]

last night i had a dream, well more of a nightmare, that V5 sent the wrong cd's from our trade deal. he sent the brian posehn cd, instead of the bal-sagoth cd. i woke up screaming and in cold sweats... "BUT I ALREADY HAVE THAT CD!!!"

ok, so i didnt wake up screaming, but the dream is true. i'm a giant nerd
~gR~

We are all dreaming about each other. We probably shouldn't be on the forum so late.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I just remembered I had a dream one time Susperia was at my house.

That wouldn't be to bad as long as her mouth was duct-taped shut.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Last night I dreamed about meeting people in college cause I'm desperate to meet people since I homeschool. That is all.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

We are all dreaming about each other. We probably shouldn't be on the forum so late.

Hey, I'm not dreaming about any of you fags.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Sometimes I dream about converting Rabid Headbanger, that would be awesome! I wonder what he'd be like if he was converted.

 

[Blue_Jay]

That explains a lot.

Yea now you know why my social skills suck. Just you wait, they'll grow as big and as powerful as your social skills .

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Sometimes I dream about converting Rabid Headbanger, that would be awesome! I wonder what he'd be like if he was converted.

I was once a christian.

So I know your lies.

 

[cookiecutter]

Hey, I'm not dreaming about any of you fags.

Wait a few months. We will haunt you

 

[zoidberg]

i had a dream that a woman was in an old run down attic and she ripped off her skin, and then she was just muscle and had no legs, just a flesh flagellum, and her and her skin started yelling 'poor me poor me" and then she sowed it back together and put it back on, but it didnt fit right and you could still see flesh around the mouth, and she got a gun and fired a shot in the bathroom and almost hit her metrosexual boyfriend (it was just a dream, i knew it was the boyfriend because its happening in my head) and then they dowsed her in gasoline and lit her on fire to try and kill them both,but the boyfriend escaped and the building burned down and then something like an Metal Gear Solid military base with masked gunners.

or somethiing like that, real wierd.

 

[cookiecutter]

Bruttal

 

[supseudonymous]

Wait a few months. We will haunt you

Freddy Krueger has nothing on UM.