The Dreams Thread

I mostly only post the epic or hilarious dreams I have, when it seems worthwhile to type them up. I mean, today I dreamt I was going to a Foo Fighters concert and they were also going to play some sort of free matinée set at a small venue attached to the arena. Much like the U2 dream I posted on the previous page, I don't really even like FF. But the dream was more just idle chatting with friends about TV shows and other nonsense, and jostling with other people there. A few people did some sort of impromptu acting on stage but it never really got to the music. The venue seating arrangement kept changing. A guitarist appeared but his lead was dodgy or not plugged in or something. Then I was walking up my street trying to keep up with someone I knew. The area was mashed up with memories of another city and he went off in a different direction.
 
in my dream i'm standing in the movie theater parking lot in broad daylight watching a ton of people exit the movie theater after the first showing of the day

i'm watching a huge crowd come out and everyone is bitching about how they had just watched a really horrible movie
then with weird-ass dream-logic i somehow realize that the rest of the movies playing were enjoyable and that all the people that thought the movie had sucked were all coming out of the same crappy movie

then i asked Gianna Michaels what the horrible movie was
she said the horrible movie was the Green Lantern re-make
then Crystal Bottoms said it was even worse than the original Green Lantern Movie with Ryan Reynolds
 
finally got a few hours of sleep last night

in my dream everyone who posts on GMD Social decided to get together into one room
it ends up being the largest room in this place
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@Dak and @Einherjar86 are talking to each other and there's a hilarious moment where it becomes comically obvious that they can't see/hear anyone else in the room
@TechnicalBarbarity brings a shit-ton of Xanax with him and no one asks him where it came from or why he brought it
but then @The Ozzman tells Tech to swallow some of the Xanax because Tech is Screaming inchoherently at @CiG
then @jimmy101 opens his guitar-case to show us a guitar custom made for this gathering
the guitar's neck is shaped like a radioactive-green penis, complete with hilariously-bulging veins
@Onder eats "american food" and it makes him get fat
@jimmy101
i had this dream again
my brain is officially broken
 
I didn't find time to type up major dreams lately, although I did make a note of one crazy day's dreams. First I dreamt I was back to high school age, slept until late afternoon on a Friday, and yet still got ready for school and caught a bus. I prepared some sort of sausage-based meal to take with me. Next I dreamt about a neat 2D video game involving red balloons and things being hurled around in a large open space. Lastly, I dreamt up a design for a compact portable house, fitting the functionality of an entire regular house into the space of your average living room.
 
in my dream i'm standing in the movie theater parking lot in broad daylight watching a ton of people exit the movie theater after the first showing of the day

i'm watching a huge crowd come out and everyone is bitching about how they had just watched a really horrible movie
then with weird-ass dream-logic i somehow realize that the rest of the movies playing were enjoyable and that all the people that thought the movie had sucked were all coming out of the same crappy movie

then i asked Gianna Michaels what the horrible movie was
she said the horrible movie was the Green Lantern re-make
then Crystal Bottoms said it was even worse than the original Green Lantern Movie with Ryan Reynolds
had this dream again
hope it's not a psychic prediction of the future
actually kinda waiting to see if green lantern re-make will somehow entertain all the people the thought the first one sucked
 
I had a dream last night that I calmly opened my laptop, found a really good porn clip and masturbated to it. It's next level erotica, who needs dreams of actual sex, it's gross.
 
in my dream i'm in a house with some-kind of bookshelf thing weirdly just under the ceiling
there's a bunch of cats walking around on this shelf and purposely rubbing their heads on the fucking ceiling of the room
but then the cats all decide that they all want to be on the floor
and i have to help them get down

this dream was prolly the result of me sleeping on an upper-bunk when i slept at this place last night
presbyterian night shelter fort worth texas - Google Search

right now i'm across the street at this place
True Worth Place Fort Worth, Texas - Google Search
 
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I dreamt I was playing casual soccer, somehow both as a goalie and a regular player. Instead of a ball we were using a scrunched up piece of paper. I scored a couple of goals and saved a few. The goal opening was made narrow when I was goalie to make it easier. I was having trouble sending the 'ball' back because my arms weren't working properly at throwing. I tried various things such as unscrunching the paper and folding it into a paper dart instead but I still couldn't get it very far. The last time I tried to throw it, it morphed into a beer glass and rolled over by a blonde teammate I named Emily. Surprising given she looked like Emilie de Ravin, whose name I didn't consciously know. She added it to a collection of several beer glasses she already had. Then she threw away a smaller one and sat on the one I'd thrown.
 
Had a rather pathetic dream, even by my own standards, that I had taken a time machine about 500 years into the future. I found myself in my campus library, which looked oddly similar to how it currently looks, only the floors had all been replaced with black marble and the wood furniture seemed a bit darker as well. I kind of just walked around and people-watched at first; some students studying quietly, a few writing reports together on lab computers, and then I came upon an area where a bunch of desks had been moved around to resemble a science lab, parallel rows. An instructor was teaching some new concept of physics that wasn't yet discovered in my timeline, by taking one of those face masks Japanese people wear, putting some kind of mini cauldron on top of the fabric of the mask, and then tying the elastic straps to the cauldron handle. Inside the cauldron was a small can-sized Brita filter, and when mineral-heavy water was poured in, the force of the metal ions being separated from the water (which produced two distinct halves within the cauldron) caused the filter to start vibrating like a dildo, which somehow imparted a force to lift the entire thing gently into the air, like a hot air balloon.

The teacher noticed me and said I wasn't doing any work, handed me the necessary parts as well, and assigned some cute Indian-looking (dot not feather) girl wearing a very low-cut dress to be my lab partner. I tried to explain that I was just a time traveller and not enrolled, but figured it was a waste of time. My lab partner was very friendly though I cannot remember any particulars except that she did that thing I've observed in real life where sometimes members of the female sex playfully shove a member of the male sex in the chest and laugh. As I assembled my machine I started to feel strong emotions somewhere between sadness, wistfulness, and nostalgia, though I remember consciously thinking that I shouldn't since I haven't enjoyed most social functions since pre-puberty. Then I got really nihilistic. I could see that this future world was more advanced and actually more productive and friendly than the world I had experienced, and so I thought I would test the value of my own existence post hoc. I first tried Googling (they still existed) my name and my family and found no results. But I figured that wasn't too surprising, and that a better test would be of testing the memory of broader culture. Then I somehow began playing Talk Talk's It's My Life, and asked them to identify when the song was from, based on the general sound and style of the song. They didn't even seem to understand the question, so then I asked them for a decade, "You know, the 2140s, the 2360s, the 1910s, whatever". No one was even willing to guess and I had to tell them that it was a quintessential 1980s song. I think people just started ignoring me at that point and so I left.

Had the dream ended around there I might have remembered more, and in more detail. It is difficult to convey but it was a rare dream that made me really feel feels beyond just badass monster-killing feels or horniness feels, and I wish I woke up there. But instead there was a change in scene, and I was at a train station which was supposed to take me to some kind of hi-tech nuclear power plant, where I could recharge my time machine and go home. But I noticed some random nude woman walking into a different train, and so I followed her to creep and stare at her butt. I sit down on a bench in the back of a car and then several more people enter, all lightly dressed or half nude. Two hunky surfer-looking dudes sit by each of my sides, with two bikini babe chicks standing in front of them, seemingly-drunk and sexually-charged. One starts talking about how horny she is and how she wants to fuck one of the guys right there, but then the other says something like "Oh Tom you got too much sun this time, look at your skin peeling off", and I glance to my lower-left to see the guy looks like he's covered in leprosy sores. She then starts peeling the skin off and says "Mmmm I'm hungry" before eating the flakes. Soon they're all naked, and I have to intently stare at some LED clock between two girls' tits to avoid the shame of actually looking at any of them nude and being caught. None of them ever speak to me, but then the conductor over the intercom makes some kind of statement like "Reminder to all passengers, this is a no-virgins-allowed train, so make sure to throw any virgins aboard out the window, that is all" and everyone starts saying "Hahahaha do virgins even exist anymore?" and stuff.

I manage to keep a poker face and my physical body survived the trip, but then the train let out and it was this open, steppe STALKER-esque wilderness, just a single long asphalt road out to the horizon leading to a glowing-blue-veined mountain, lots of tall grass, and some kind of abandoned gas station on one side. A rusty bar gate blocked departees from entering, and then some kind of zombie crawled up to the far side of the gate. It had inverted knees and elbows so that it crawled with its torso facing the sky, and every step it took caused it to do a kind of pelvic thrust. One of the guys on the train was like "Woah cool I'm gonna fuck it!" and so he stuck his cock through the bar gate. The zombie then gets up on its hands, legs in the air, and begins thrusting at the gate, apparently enjoying being penetrated. People start to laugh and then someone starts handing out beers and lawn chairs to everyone as the sun begins to set.

Then I woke up and masturbated. As a result of that, I had forgotten the earlier half of the dream until 4AM while brushing my teeth before bed, rather than 2PM, when I woke up yesterday.
 
in my dream

i somehow know it's my birthday, but somehow i don't have any idea how old i am
i'm laying on my back naked in bed and there's a curvy girl stripping for me as a birthday present
she is dazzled by how young my body looks and how my dick still works
by the time she gets totally naked, i'm totally hard and she starts riding me cowgirl style
but then the bedroom door opens
we're being interrupted by a woman trying to get me dressed so that i can go to my birthday party in the living room
the woman trying to get me dressed is wearing a sports-bra and pained-on shorts with chiseled abs and buns-of-steel
the muscle woman is disgusted by the fact that this specific woman is on top of me
the curvy woman riding me says "you're just jealous that he likes my body instead of yours"
the muscle woman and the curvy woman keep having this confusing argument until i realize i'm doing incest
then my memory suddenly comes back and i realize that the woman riding me is my daughter,
the other woman is also my daughter and it's in the future, i get dressed an go out into the living room and walk into my 60th birthday party

and then i woke up
 
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had a dream in which elizabeth banks decides she wants to start giving foot-jobs
but then
to do the foot-jobs she's doing the whole effie trinket from the first movie thing
knee-length-skirt with frills on the bottom-hem
open-toed shoes with her toe-nail-color matching her blatantly-artificial-hair-color
completely in-character
i can still now hear effie trinket's voice saying "this is just the feet, don't touch me above the ankle"
 
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@HadesRagnazrath
my foot-fetish ends up being in my wet-dreams
the elizabeth banks-effie trinket dream was really more weird than erotic though
i really love the gianna michaels footjob videos
and my wet dreams are frequently dreams about gianna's feet

wondering if your urine-fetish invades your dreams like this
is your urine-fetish specifically your own urine, or urine in general??
do you dream of pissing on girls or do you dream of girls pissing on you??
 
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@HadesRagnazrath
my foot-fetish ends up being in my wet-dreams
the elizabeth banks-effie trinket dream was really more weird than erotic though
i really love the gianna michaels footjob videos
and my wet dreams are frequently dreams about gianna's feet

wondering if your urine-fetish invades your dreams like this
is your urine-fetish specifically your own urine, or urine in general??
do you dream of pissing on girls or do you dream of girls pissing on you??

i feel like i had one or 2 foot fetish dreams but my sex dreams are rarely ever that good, usually as soon as things start getting interesting i wake up pissed off that it wasnt real...

as for piss, probably but i cant remember. and yeah its for both my own and others, but im not into the substance as much as the actual act of pissing, and that includes both me and girls. mainly im into wetting but sometimes piss on its own can turn me on
 
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@HadesRagnazrath
you watch golden shower vids??

nah more just girls pissing themselves...like either in a normal circumstance or tied up. i do like watching girls squirt or piss on dicks (most of the professional squirt vids its just piss but its still hot)

i dont find the idea of just pissing on a girl that hot though id still love to do it. id rather have a girl like sit on top of me and piss or something

the actual term is omorashi...im into pissing myself and watching girls do it
 
nah more just girls pissing themselves...like either in a normal circumstance or tied up. i do like watching girls squirt or piss on dicks (most of the professional squirt vids its just piss but its still hot)

i dont find the idea of just pissing on a girl that hot though id still love to do it. id rather have a girl like sit on top of me and piss or something

the actual term is omorashi...im into pissing myself and watching girls do it
I agree with you
Just the substance by itself isn't as erotic as the act of pissing
 
I dreamt I'd lost my suitcase in some kind of airport/train transfer scenario. Somehow I'd arrived a day earlier but I was back there expecting it to arrive today. Everyone including a former work colleague who was working there thought I was there to depart again. Then I dreamt a church had burnt down (due to a gardener's tool exploding though), along with several other minor notable buildings around town catching fire, while one was deliberately demolished. Luckily hardly anyone was there to watch, and nobody was injured when a slab of concrete from the roof moved further than expected and came crashing down on the sidewalk opposite.

Then I visited a farm which was taking human sperm donations for some reason. Their method of collection involved sending us all into the same room, where we had to jizz into our own hands while some farm chicks encouraged us by stripping and rubbing themselves up against us. I had my jersey tied around my waist and it was difficult to avoid getting it splattered by other dudes. Once the jizz in our hands dried out enough, they were able to label each glob somehow. I wanted to keep one of my globs and take it home for some reason. It was raining, so I had to protect it as I was going to my car. When I sat in my car, I instinctively put the key in and started it from muscle memory, and then realised I'd lost the glob of jizz from my hand. I looked around the steering wheel and whatnot, but I couldn't figure out where it'd gone. I had trouble controlling my car. I accidentally reversed into a car park diagonally behind my car. Then there wasn't enough room to drive out of the car park because a car that just arrived was waiting there, and I accidentally reversed into the park it was waiting to turn into. After that I managed to drive out, with it being a miracle I didn't hit anything. The farm's driveway turned into a house/apartment building's staircase I was driving down and somehow I negotiated that to get out on the street.

I don't dream of jizzing much, but it's not my only recent one. In another dream I was out having lunch with my family and I was thinking I'd just have an appetiser and then go eat somewhere else. Then I was in a room with a waterbed, and I peeled back the sheets to find they were just floating on the water. I ejaculated into the water and then somehow the bed was shrunk down into a suitcase with wheels and I was dragging that out with me, somehow without spilling any of the water out.
 
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i fell asleep at one of the outdoor picnic tables at the farmer's market building
i dreamed i was drinking a Dr Pepper
woke up, couldn't find my cup
realized the drink was a dream
and realized that i'd had micro-sleep and i'd only been asleep a couple of min