The Dreams Thread

@HadesRagnazrath
woke up thursday morning
smoked a ton crystal
forgot ultimatemetal.com existed
watched the porn vids that pop up when you google-video-search "huge white ass"
didn't get to sleep till 11 PM last night
slept 12 hours and woke up at 11 AM today
woke up still a little high

this ^^ happened

then last night it seemed as if i had a whole dozen separate dreams
can't clearly remember any of them but it seems like my brain was trying to catch up
and have the amount of dreams/REM that i should have had between Thursday and Monday
 
As stress mounts in my brain, weird jarring dreams start to manifest.

two nights ago I had sex with the woman who was my manager at toys r us a decade ago while my wife cheated on me with some douchebag I went to school with whilst carnival music played loudly, as the beds were giant spinning carousels.

but last night, fuck last night.
I dreamt that I visited a liquor store and I noticed a friend from high school was working there. (Occasionally flirty kind of relationship, that’s literally all) She and I talked for a while and she grabbed me by the arm and took me to the back. She slumped down against the wall and told me that she just wanted to be with me. She needed me with her and that I had always known it but I just ignored it.

I sat down on the floor against the wall with her and she sat her head on my shoulder. The last thing I remember of the dream is that her manager told her to get moving and she turned to me and said “I need you to come with me” as she faded away Thanos snap style.

She died two years after graduation from a drug overdose. FUCK MY IMAGINATION.
 
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The other night I dreamt up some kind of British-style TV drama. A small locomotive was moving along without anybody in it, and a detective had spotted the culprit: a disgruntled train driver standing by the tracks who looked like Barry Foster. The driver was operating a lever which he'd seemingly rigged so it could only speed up the locomotive and not slow it down, and he said if the detective kept looking at him like that, he'd keep pushing it down. Then he pushed it all the way to maximum speed anyway as he laughed. Meanwhile, an SUV crossing the tracks narrowly avoided the speeding locomotive and then parked by a second SUV, where another detective was trying to get into it by smashing its bulletproof front windscreen with an axe. The guy who drove up got out and pointed out that the windscreen had a little door in it. They opened that, and a grey cat emerged with a video tape strapped to it. Something inside the tape was glowing green a bit. They attempted to toss the tape into a lake, but a gust of wind blew it back. The second attempt succeeded and the day was saved, somehow...

Today I dreamt about some woman supposedly in Montana who had a large social media following, was bisexual and antifascist, and thus the cops hated her. They were sending their best militarised units and biggest vehicles after her, with possibly even the help of a battleship if there's room for one of those on the Missouri River. However, she'd crowdsourced even bigger hardware, including something resembling a port crane with several wrecking balls hanging off it, plus a really basic large boat made of thick metal and shaped like a long bowl which was launched off of a big barge, and possibly something else I can't remember. The boat was so solid that it basically destroyed everything it touched and the cops had no chance. It seemed cooler before I woke up, so the premise of the dream was much better than the plot.
 
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Weird dreams the last couple nights, and I remember them vividly. In the first one I was visiting some South American country, I don't remember which one, where I got terribly drunk with my classmate from high school, and I lost my ID and passport and card and everything. Then I was looking for all that shit because I couldn't leave the country without the documents. The dream ended when I was looking around for the embassy to save my stupid ass. In the other dream I was visiting another country and it had very a futuristic railroad system. I was with this mildly attractive girl and we made a train trip to some lookout place up top on a hill where I was taking pictures of her with some ridiculous view of swathes of land with cities and everything and then we started flirting and I grabbed her ass and woke up with a strong boner.
 
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Had a dream last night that I was on a road trip and lost my shoe in some big store. Dumbass dream logic, I didn't realize I'd lost it until after I left. So I went back to look for it and the proprietor told me that Kanye West fed it to a bird.

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After not really having any memorable dreams for some time, going on a trip post-lockdown seems to have excited them again. The best one from a few weeks ago was quite Black Mirror-esque, with the woman in the dream reminding me of Pom Klementieff from the Striking Vipers episode. Bands and artists were performing live streamed/online concerts and she had a job where she'd go on stage and arrange objects like backdrops and whatever else so perfect still images/photos could be taken for the artist's oh so important Instagram posts and shit like that. Her coworker backstage was the tech guru and he was running CGI software that edited her out of the footage on the fly so people watching the live stream would never know she was there. To aid in this she was usually disguised in a full bodysuit and helmet. Workplace romance soon blossomed and they fucked and stuff. There was an implication that they had access to more advanced technology and used it for something nefarious. I didn't really see what, but the CGI software would be handy for jewellery heists etc. without being seen on CCTV.

Then things got wacky as another woman in a similar full bodysuit and helmet who I interpreted to be my girlfriend intercepted the first woman outside somewhere, leaving her badly beaten and taking her place. The guy came to pick her up - literally, as he lifted her off her feet when embracing her. Not realising it was someone else, he joked that she seemed to have put on weight. Which would only make sense if my girlfriend's helmet was lower tech and thus much heavier, or the first chick was practically a midget. Meanwhile, the police had found the badly beaten woman and a cop immediately came after her coworker. Given what he was seemingly involved in, he made use of his futuristic tech to get away. First he had an expanding box thing that punched the cop's legs out from under him. Then he got into the back seat of the police car and deployed his gadgets to the controls of the car to autonomously drive it away. Dream over.

Other dreams have been more intense. One was set in a multi-storey motel that was unexpectedly ripped apart by a major earthquake. Some of them amplified mild negative feelings in various ways. On Sunday I dreamt I was working back in an office, as opposed to working from home which I've done for several years. In the dream I wanted to get away for dinner, but coworkers kept wanting to go over things with me. I had a total panic attack - started hyperventilating, went down on my knees, and shuffled out of the room as I was making an unholy wailing/screeching sound with my head in my hands. Weirdly it didn't feel out of character for me, even though I'm normally very good at avoiding stress and have never come close to anything like that in real life. It's as if the dream was blowing off all the steam I'd been slowly building up all these years, haha. In the dream I then continued with my boss as if it wasn't that significant and he showed much less concern than he should have.
 
A week or more ago I dreamt I was posting on a motorsport forum, and then the dream turned into the TV series Sense8 which I've been watching lately. Apparently Kala's father also posted on said forum. I mentally transported myself to them (as the sensates do in the show), where they were in the midst of a family photo session. Kala was operating an advanced camera with AI capabilities that could also see visiting sensates. I didn't open my eyes and smile at the right time compared to everyone else, but the camera was supposed to fix this by constructing a composite photo. Except it face swapped me onto her husband's face, and did a shoddy job of it at that. Amusing in the context of her relationships in the show. She asked which one of us was Bloopy on the forum.


Today, after watching that Mickey Never Came Back animation last night, I had what was probably one of the top two craziest dreams I've ever had (this epic being the other):

I dreamt about a modern Sim City-style video game set on a virtual version of Earth. A guy had achieved just about everything you could in this game, growing counterpart cities and villages to match or even outdo the real ones, diabolical traffic and all. The game had even enabled him to put a second little moon in low Earth orbit. He was able to put the world he'd created up for sale in an online auction, but it turned out he was terminally ill and he died before the auction was completed. As per his wishes, his consciousness had been digitised and loaded into his world, and it was placed on a rocketship and ceremonially blasted up to the little moon so he could watch over his creation.

Then I was visiting this virtual Earth myself. At first I was comparing a beachside village to what I supposedly knew the real life equivalent to look like, but soon I was entwined in the lives of the supposed virtual people living in the world. A guy I thought I knew was working at a medical centre and showed me the first aid room so I could try on a demonstration medical gown. A few of us were in a bicycle chase with the cops. I hooked up with a horny obese man and fucked him up the arse because nobody really cares about that stuff in the virtual world, in the 3rd world shack he apparently lived in, with a bathroom door that opened out onto a narrow lane. He had an adopted daughter who received an alert in her virtual mind that a stranger was on the property, and she interrupted us to scan my mind and assess my character. Then a young woman was high up on a platform with a noose around her neck ready to jump, and I climbed up and danced with her. Then I had to sleep, and in the morning a guitarist climbed up and played her a song, but she couldn't be stopped. My view of her virtual death was foggy as I was still connecting back in. Elsewhere, a bunch of people were gathered on seats outside. A cop came over and chatted to a gang member. There were gangs called Blue Ghosts and Red Ghosts, seemingly the virtual afterlife of Bloods and Crips members, but it was all much friendlier here.

Then the war flashbacks started.

It was as if a second virtual world was experiencing interference with the first (Sense8 influence again). Trying to storm a beach one moment, and then peaceful the next. Then paddling helplessly in the waves under heavy fire. A solider wearing a black bandanna and goggles with one leg blown off at the thigh floated past. A boy with some sort of little square metal dinghy was escaping the area. Back in the original world he was just playing, sliding on a board over some seashells on a footpath.
 
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I'm having dreams where the company that @Onder works for somehow causes a zombie apocalypse

Also having dreams where @Onder comes to America, eats American junk food and then gets fat
 
The other day I dreamt of finding out about a Michael Jackson concert where Jacko was feeling a bit sick, so he came off the stage and passed out for half an hour, but his band just kept playing. He got back up and wasn't really with it but his band played along to whatever he was doing. Supposedly the concert was worth watching so I was trying to extract it from some DVD discs. It was on the tour for his album Bad, so the label had named the particular concert 'Gone Bad'.

Then I dreamt I was back at high school and an English teacher was having us sit some sort of test in groups of 3. The first question was a riddle about an Australian woman named Deena who had a doona or some shit. Each of us wrote an answer and then glued paper over it so we could answer individually before combining our answers as a group. Some smartarse in the class came up with 15 extra answers/points to make on the one question that all turned out to be correct. The second question was about a bunch of well-known actors appearing in an elevator and as I tried to discern their names I was transported to the scene. Then I walked along the street with the actors and we discovered we were carrying bags of KFC takeaways that weren't ours. I left the bag I was carrying at the entrance to a convenience store as I went in.

Yesterday I dreamt I was in my car when my phone rang, and Billy Joel was in the passenger seat so I got him to answer it. It was Billy Joel calling, so he got freaked out by the thought of talking to himself and hung up pretty fast. I had a flashback to how I'd connected with Billy and he came to have my phone number in the first place, but don't really remember any details. Weird shit. :lol:
 
Yesterday I dreamt I was in my car when my phone rang, and Billy Joel was in the passenger seat so I got him to answer it. It was Billy Joel calling, so he got freaked out by the thought of talking to himself and hung up pretty fast.
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A few weeks back I dreamt I was on an indoor basketball court holding a hollowed-out pumpkin. I needed to take a dump, so I took it outside and let loose in it. Then a big tall basketball player came outside with some sort of plastic bag and took a dump in that. I was quite proud of my superior biodegradable solution, but when it came to wiping I tried to use the edges of the pumpkin and failed to do it without getting shit under my fingernails. Thankfully woke up clean after that one...

This week I dreamt I was being encouraged to take a scenic helicopter ride, but I had concerns about the helicopter being electric powered and wondered if a charger cable and tiny batteries I was holding in my hands might help. Then I saw a man and woman closing the large front doors of a small building set in a hole down a steep slope. This involved moving bushes into place to disguise the true height of the building. The woman bared her crotch inside to go to the toilet, before realising that a mirror visible through a window and angled down towards her was giving those of us outside a view of her.

Then I was in a very Brutalist building with a former work colleague who had a meeting there, apparently with two military officials. One looked like a client we knew, only he'd traded the fat for muscle and become tall and beefy. I lurked at the doorway wondering if I had the security clearance for the meeting, but then I was invited in. They had a problem with a military-spec virtual reality simulation which they wanted us to advise on. A tour of the simulation meant taking a helicopter flight around it due to the grand scale it was projected on. I watched closely, and it was near sunset in the simulation but I didn't spot any issues with the lighting. Then I spotted the problem. The virtual people were all too polished or perfect, like Barbie dolls. The military was running a virtual elitist restaurant district or some shit.
 
I had a U-M dream this morning. I attended a black metal concert with CIG and zerostatic, which was set up such that a single aisle in the middle led directly to the stage, and on the left and right were two massive mattresses, each maybe 100 feet long by 60 feet wide. The orders from the organizers was that everyone had to sit down scissor-style, so CIG and I were snuggled up next to each other at the very back of the right mattress, while zerostatic was apparently a friend of one of the bands and was working as a kind of volunteer beer-taxi to the crowd. The first band started and they were some kind of shitty blackened-thrash thing, the acoustics were awful and the lights were almost like floodlights, and at some point zerostatic was replaced by some other guy who was a flaming homosexual (still in corpsepaint (not that that's contradictory)) and he'd constantly flirt with us and say things like "Ooo yeah this song is DAZZLING" and shit. At the very end he grabbed my hands and gave me the "Open your mouth and close your eyes for a tasty surprise" line, claimed as part of an audience-participation thing for being such a good sport. CIG was peer-pressuring me into doing it so I pretended to close my eyes though I just kept them really squinty just in case someone tried feeding me semen.

As the cheer-man went back to the stage the mood and sound suddenly changed, with this sort of creeping Alice Cooper-esque orchestration coming in and shades of blue in the lighting. A fat black woman wearing only a thin transparent body-shawl was now behind the mike, singing "I am the black lagooooooon" a few times as the sort of chorus/hook but there was a longer melody I forgot. Suddenly the crowd is performing a mass exodus and I'm thinking "But it's actually getting good", when suddenly I realize that she's sporting a half-erect three inch chub from under one of her fat rolls. iirc the rest of the band on stage was now pantsless as well. That's when we all leave for the lobby which was in this kind of William Blake-esque shopping mall, dark royal blues and shiny fantastical planets and stars and shit decorating all over, the only aesthetically pleasing part of the entire dream. zerostatic was apologetic for the show but CIG was like "Don't be bro, we are METAL BROS and we SUPPORT EACH OTHER" and they hug it out and if I had stuck around any longer they might have started fucking. I head for the upstairs and suddenly the decor changes from the aforementioned into pure Californian suburban interior, beige and carpet spackle and whatnot everywhere, and found myself joined by family. The staircase does this thing where the landing is cut off by a second staircase in a kind of surreal way such that the only way to continue forward is to either crawl under the first staircase or to hold onto the railing, risking falling to death. Before I could make up my mind I hear someone asking "So why the fuck is she called the Black Lagoon anyways?" and when the low-hanging "Cuz she's the size of a lake" pops into my head, Hillary Clinton, in her exact voice, suddenly materializes and says "More like the Black NIGoon am I right?", everyone starts laughing, and I woke up shortly after.

I also had a dream a few hours before that one, where the husband of a former acquaintance offered for me to fuck his wife through a gloryhole located in a castle wall of Unreal Tournament's CTF-LavaGiant.

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I declined on the grounds that it would be disrespectful to her, but awoke sweaty with an incredibly intense erection; the fact that I successfully resisted the urge to masturbate probably forced the homosexuality of the above dream.