The Dreams Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

sometimes I think I'm astral planing above my old neighborhood as it seem like I'm flying over it it and not walking through the neighborhood.

Well if your astral self travels dozens or hundreds of miles away from your body, your childhood neighborhood seems like the place it would go

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Well if your astral self travels dozens or hundreds of miles away from your body, your childhood neighborhood seems like the place it would go

Oh, Blurry, you get so philosophical when you're crack'd out

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Oh, Blurry, you get so philosophical when you're crack'd out

hahaha

 

[Bloopy]

My mouth is particularly dried out after sinus surgery 2 days ago due to mouthbreathing and whatnot. In my dream my subconscious assumed it was because I'd eaten a particularly spicy Indian dish. I'd sought treatment at the emergency ward of a hospital for it, and they had a sort of forum app so people who'd eaten something too spicy that day could connect with each other and talk about their stupidity. Supposedly what I'd eaten was equivalent to only around 300-500 on the Scoville scale though, haha.

I also I dreamt I'd renamed my Terasophe mp3s & scrobbles to Sophii, but then she changed the project name to Distilled. My playlists of mp3s were represented by grocery store aisles so I was going up and down them to look up songs. Weird shit

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Dean Winchester decides to kill "The Blur" and Sam talks him out of it
Chloe Sullivan shows up and she's weirdly hyper-sexual and trying to fuck Dean
The Pretender shows up to explain to Chloe that she's under the influence of a lust potion making her super-horny and totally altering who she's sexually attracted to
when the potion wears off she goes from being blatantly obviously in lust with Dean to being able to hide the fact that she's now totally in lust with Sam
and the dream ends with Fox Mulder holding a vile of the lust potion and putting into a small lock-box

 

[Bloopy]

I dreamt I was watching a band at an indoor festival with a small crowd. My brain told me it was Watain but it didn't look anything like them. The main vocalist was a guy who used to be a metal tour promoter in New Zealand, but now he was balding in such a way that his hair had grown into a funny mohawk. Another band member was a well-known NZ metal guitarist. Additionally there were two short Indian guys with wireless mics adding yet more vocal noises. There was a door in a wall at one side of the stage which they came out of to jump about through the crowd as they were performing.

Opposite that wall there was another wall, forming a brief passageway, and beyond that there was a commotion at another stage which attracted the attention of the crowd. Most of us went over to see what was happening. On stage was a 3 metre tall square block depicting a cartoon image of a cat, supposedly representing the activity of posting cat photos on the web. A bunch of people had gotten on stage and were starting to tip over and dismantle the block, with everyone cheering as cute cats were deemed to be not metal enough.

I went back to watch the band and found myself standing next to one or two guys who were coughing and testing themselves with COVID tests right then and there. One started muttering that he might have to go back to his hotel room and isolate for a while.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

in my dream a week ago
Lwaxana Troi acquires an "inter-dimensional-travel-device"
when she uses it to look at "other dimensions" the "worlds" that she's seeing
are TV shows
she sees Jarod the Pretender, she sees Tom Welling's Clark talking to Chloe Sullivan, she see's Dean Cain's Clark talking to Terri Hatcher's Lois Lane, she sees Daniel Jackson talking to Samantha carter, she sees Sam and Dean Winchester covered in demon-blood
she wants to walk around in one of the dimensions, but she wants to look at them all before deciding which one to step into
when she finally steps into another "dimension" she steps into Charlie Harper's house
Deanna Troi steps into Charlie Harper's house to "retrieve my mother"
when she gets there, Alan tells her that Charlie and Lwaxana are in the middle of sex
at this point the dream just looks like Deanna and Lwaxana just being guest characters in an episode of two-and-a-half men


in my dream last night, the crew of DS9 spend a long time talking to each other about the "craziness of Donald Trump's time being president"
then
Jadzia Dax secretly has a time-machine
she uses the time-machine to watch the Jan 6th riots with her own eyes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Bloopy

in my dream

i own a house,i'm laying on my back, in my bed, in my bedroom, with a naked woman on top of me,
riding me cowgirl style, she's got the soft, jiggling body of Gianna Michaels,
and she's telling me how my boner is the perfect size and the perfect shape
but this isn't really a wet dream, she's telling me "happy birthday" but i have no freaking idea how old i am,
and i freak-out just a little i'm thinking "oh, fucking crap, i've gone senile"
but it's kinda okay cuz my dick still works and i'm getting sex as a birthday present
the jiggling woman riding me is completely in love with the size and shape of my boner
she's also completely naked with snow-white-skin and bright pink nipples
but then a woman woman actually wearing clothes comes in the bedroom, she also has snow-white-skin
she's wearing black spandex shorts that are so tight the crotch looks like her pussy is covered with nothing but body paint
she's pretending her black sports-bra is a shirt and wearing the kinda running shoes that look like black men's shoes except for a little bit of pepto bismol pink accent color with neon pink shoelaces
she's not soft and jiggly like the woman riding me, she's got the super-chiseled abs and buns-of-steel you'd expect with her outfit
she's not huge like a female bodybuilder, she's got the toned body of a woman that jogs every fucking day of the year
this toned jogger woman telling me to hurry up and get dressed because i'm late to my own birthday party
she's calling the woman riding me a "disgusting freak" and the woman on top of me responds by saying
"you're just jealous cuz his gorgeous dick loves MY body instead of yours"
the 2 women argue back and forth until i realize that both women are my daughters
and then after a moment, realizing that the woman who is in love with my dick is actually my daughter jolts me awake

god dam Lady Fyre fauxcest porn fucking up my dreams

 

[Bloopy]

I've kinda ruined it for myself now as almost nothing I post in this thread will live up to what I posted in the Top 5 List thread. This week I dreamt I was hanging out with a very large talking dog. He was 6ft tall standing up on his hind legs and we danced. He put on a t-shirt that had some text about Dio-era Black Sabbath.

Last week I dreamt I was looking at a picture of some sort of ship/platform on the open ocean, and in the process of trying to discern what it was I was transported there. Supposedly it was a nuclear waste facility in the middle of the Indian Ocean. The platform at the surface was made out of a repurposed ship and plane. Underneath it had a wide, hollow column going down to a waste heap underneath, somehow without buckling or leaking under the pressure.

A large moving platform lowered us down inside the column with a bunch of waste such as used overalls. At the bottom a guy packed the waste into wheelie bins by hand, which were then plastered into the heap. A band was also bringing down used equipment from a recent tour to dispose of. How it got irradiated or why safety was no concern I have no idea.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Still watching Lady Fyre Fauxcest porn
honestly they're more hilarious than erotic
i really love the breaking-the-fourth-wall jokes in this one
https://www.google.com/search?q=for...HSGzBK4Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=955&dpr=1

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

in my dream

aliens come to steal Stan Smith's house (it was Roger's fault)
Spider-man weirdly shows up and convinces the aliens to take a-couple-hundred gallons of gasoline instead of the Smith house
Francine freaks out about the aliens taking so much gasoline
and then Stan calmly explains to Francine that Dick Cheney secretly has enough oil to last the entire planet for forever hidden underground underneath Nevada
it's done like a making-fun-of-Dick-Cheney joke they would have done back when Bush Junior was still president

i woke up confused as to why my dream looked like an episode of American Dad
are my dreams gonna just look like episodes of TV shows for the rest of my life??

 

[Bloopy]

Argh, now I'm having @Blurry_Dreams-esque porn dreams with incest connotations. The scene was a woman dominating a man and she had him tied to a ladder. But for some reason the man's mother was present in the room, and she was too horny so she had to be tied up with her son and dominated by the woman as well.

 

[CiG]

I rarely remember my dreams but the other day I had a dream where my dead dog Mindi and I were out front of a duplex with overgrown grass, and for some reason I needed to get her into the backyard of the left side so she could use the toilet. We tried to go through the gate, but the right side's dog was somehow behind the gate barking, so we tried to find another way around to no avail. Eventually Mindi is standing in the tall grass and looks at me, asking for permission to take a huge shit right there, wordless I looked back at her approvingly, she did a huge shit in their grass. Then I woke up.

 

[Einherjar86]

I rarely remember my dreams but the other day I had a dream where my dead dog Mindi and I were out front of a duplex with overgrown grass, and for some reason I needed to get her into the backyard of the left side so she could use the toilet. We tried to go through the gate, but the right side's dog was somehow behind the gate barking, so we tried to find another way around to no avail. Eventually Mindi is standing in the tall grass and looks at me, asking for permission to take a huge shit right there, wordless I looked back at her approvingly, she did a huge shit in their grass. Then I woke up.

We should all dream of taking huge shits in the grass.

 

[SonOfNun]

I had a dream last night that George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher ran a record shop in a town in the mountains somewhere. I went to visit and they were having a sort of open-mic type of deal. Miley Cyrus came in and covered "Circle of the Tyrants." Then George and I went fishing.

 

[Bloopy]

I had 2 dreams in recent weeks that began with watching a race of the Australian Supercars series. In the 1st one of the drivers had been subbed to another team for some reason, got angry about the performance of the car and then involved in a crash with another car. Then I dreamt Lemmy had a new band and I was rolling around on the stage while they played. Somehow I recalled having seen Motörhead perform at the Supercars event. Then I thought maybe it looked more like Animal from Anti-Nowhere League, not Lemmy. Next I was watching as a friend's small dog competed in a pooping contest. The dogs were led up to a designated area, where they did their thing and judges scored it. In the 2nd round his dog pinched its loaf a bit early leaving a bit of poop that wouldn't shake out, so I guess he didn't win. At this point in the dream I seemed to be on the toilet taking a shit myself and experiencing the same issue. Then I dreamt a friend had a tiny house with a big square metal door one of his friends had created for him. Apparently that friend had gotten into legal trouble as the design of the door imitated a major brand.

In the 2nd dream, the start of the race led the cars through a long tunnel, up a hill and around a bend at a small village. There was absolute carnage within that stretch, cars slowing down and causing massive crashes, with the race being red flagged and perhaps not all drivers getting the message to slow down at the same time. Then the TV replays revealed that the carnage started because there was a seal or sea lion on track in the tunnel. Then I was sitting in a weird bar where I don't remember what happened, and then catching a train home. At the station, a few of us saw one of the Supercars drivers running away with a bag or something he may've stolen and tried to chase him, but he seemed to have gained an inhuman ability to zoom through pedestrian tunnels.

Later I wandered into a grassy square that was holding a Pride picnic, said hello to someone I knew and then went and sat at a table at the side. Someone took away a padded back that had broken off of a seat, claiming they'd bring it back later. CiG drew some sort of comic on the table that made a joke about them never bringing it back. Then the scene turned into a New Model Army concert indoors. The stage almost took up more room than the audience area. They had artificial rain over the vocalist and directed towards the crowd to add to the atmosphere. During one song, a black sheet started billowing down from the ceiling to resemble a thundercloud, getting so low that it was claustrophobic, and I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. A little way into a particularly sombre song, someone that was probably @arg inadvertently set off a confetti bomb in the air. So inappropriate for the song that it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. As a kid I was known for laughing out loud in my sleep due to dreaming such brilliant funniness.

 

[arg]

As long as I’m not doing any gay shit in your dreams…nah actually that’d be ok

I dreamt I was looking all over my house for tiny worms that were really baby venom symbiotes cuz I was worried they’d get bigger

 

[Bloopy]

Today I woke up half expecting the apocalypse. I dreamt I'd walked into a restaurant with family, but the employee at the desk had aimed a pistol at us, so understandably we decided to look for somewhere else to eat. I went back but crouched so she didn't see me, wondering if I might get my hands on the gun or figure out what she was up to. But then I got tired and lay down for a nap in front of the desk. The ground started vibrating violently. The scene shifted to a motel bedroom, and based on what I saw out of the window I figured it was by the shore of Lake Taupo, with the intense earthquake suggesting the supervolcano might blow. Then I was with my sister while she was driving, and I could see the water level in the lake receding a bit, but we figured we had time go and get family and/or our things. By the time we bumped into family coming the other way we were walking rather than driving. I could see the lake's water level had receded even more, and now there were big waves breaking in there as well.

I've probably had a few dreams recently I could've typed up but didn't get around to. One was about opening a fridge to find a stream of liquid seeping into it, which I immediately recognised as urine. At first I tried to contain it with a cloth but then realised that wasn't gonna be enough. I worked out that it was seeping through from the window frame behind, and ultimately running down the outside of the building from an apartment upstairs. I figured the occupants had peed from their balcony or something. I collected it in beer glasses and left those in a common living area upstairs, hoping that the culprit might be dumb enough to drink them.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i had yet another dream that looked like i was watching a movie/TV show instead of a normal-person's-dream where i'm actually participating in events

in this dream
i'm seeing The Joker from Batman The Animated Series
he goes into a 7-11 and pulls out a gun
the chick at the cash-register thinks he wants the cash
and Joker replies, "i don't want the money, i want everything except the money"
and then Harly Quinn comes in and pulls everything off the store shelves loading everything into the back of an 18-wheeler that was empty except for the driver duck-taped up in the back

 

[dvzk-cece]

dreams last night:

Being at my old house where I lived when I was a mid teenager. There was this giant snowflake looking thing in the sky. it let out a puff of stars. I watched it move, then it stops, like it noticed me, then started to cycle like how the sun and moon move, but got progressively faster and faster until it was dawn, and the sky shifted to like a sea green, and egerything on land was like a purple color.

Then thats when it shifts to the Ophanim part. I see a giant eye with rotating and whirring wheels in the sky, feeling at awe and horror. I run into the house and watch the sky turn a deep blood red and everything else turn orange brown.

It shifts to another dream where its night time and some guy is arguing with someone. He exits the car and the car drives off. I see in his perspective. He goes into a convenience store, then exits abd goes up to another car. He gets inside and talks to a lady, but I can't make out what they are saying. They just kind of sit there talking before they drive off.

It shifts again and I open up lockers, and they are filled with bleeding meat and guts. Then it pans out and the rest of the room is splattered with blood. the walls a crude decaying yellow and the lockers are like an olive green.
I continue down the hallway until every locker is opened. Its horrifying to see all that meat and viscera in one place.
I open the door to a tattered kitchen where some man in a security uniform is making ramen in a microwave. In moments of stress and worry I tell him I'm not okay and that there is something wrong with me and that I need help. He tells me its not his problem, grabs his bowl of ramen from the microwave, and wanders off to a boxed station with a big window.

From there I wake up