There was a picture with a story made up only with homophones
Which reminds me, in my dialect you can form correct sentences like these:
"Daat dat dat, dat dat dat daat?", which would translate to something like "did she think that she thought that?". We are the sacred keepers of the Morse code.
And about English I will say only this:
When I die, go to Hell and meet the Great Adversary
I will ask why I'm there; he will say: "'Twas
necessary..."
And I will ask: "How do you spell that again?"
But he will just scornfully laugh without end
In the bowels of the earth rings the word "NECESSARY"
As I endlessly search for Oxford Dictionary,
Or a PC with Google, Yahoo or Bing;
I've tried to ask Jeeves, but he won't say a thing
By now I should know this, but in my defense:
That word looks so wrong; it just doesn't make sense!
Even talking paperclips would be swell
But there are none here, for I am in Hell