Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
The dude started listening to country, and the wife is a born again. This friendship is pretty much dead in the water.
UPDATE 4 (08/27/2011 - 1:17 PM EST): Ran across the street to the Duane Reade to pick up a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke. Waiting in line I found a woman buying a slew of batteries. When I asked her where her flashlights were for those batteries, her response back to me was "I just wanted to have batteries. Just in case." Huh. Yup, glad to see New Yorkers aren't hoarding at all.
holy shit that sucks ... you didn't miss anything