The Gaming Thread

[PhlegethonVeins]

I kicked my cousin outside of my grandmothers house once for playing oddjob. XD

 

[Belac]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Of course the same cousin played as the alien when Perfect Dark came out.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Off with his head!

 

[isolation_years]

even worse was when you discovered you can put a human head on the alien body, tiniest hitzone ever

 

[Belac]

I was honestly thinking of Elvis.... My best friend and I played countless hours of Perfect Dark (Far more than Goldeneye) and towards the later gaming sessions he started choosing Elvis just to fuck with me. lol. The good thing is his giant bulbous head was an easy target, the bad thing is if he ducked he could literally walk right in front of me while I'm aiming in the distance and shoot my balls off without me realizing he was there. That big headed asshole...

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Ah yes, Elvis was his name. The head was big, however the body just didn't mach up well hit box wise with a lot of the maps. The kneeling bit as example.

 

[DarkGift]

people who played oddjob in goldeneye was the same people who played the capoeira guy (eddie?) in tekken 3 (spam kick button), and the little dragon dude gon (spam fireball)

 

[xX M i A s M a]

The same people who do all of those things really like it when balls are in their faces.

 

[DarkGift]

probably


bow down you cunts:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJAfIpAzaPE&feature=related[/ame]

 

[isolation_years]

I was honestly thinking of Elvis.... My best friend and I played countless hours of Perfect Dark (Far more than Goldeneye) and towards the later gaming sessions he started choosing Elvis just to fuck with me. lol. The good thing is his giant bulbous head was an easy target, the bad thing is if he ducked he could literally walk right in front of me while I'm aiming in the distance and shoot my balls off without me realizing he was there. That big headed asshole...

haha huge head zone, loved it, but you could put a tiny human head on him and have a massive advatnage

 

[Belac]

This is how I feel about games now.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wyWPBRfxY&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

 

[isolation_years]

man i just got scammed out of 5 million gold, wtf was i thinking

 

[Belac]

Diablo scams! I got nailed by a couple trade screen scams back in the day in D2. Learned my lesson pretty fast from that experience

 

[Belac]

And I'd like to note I absolutely loathe dubstep. What a horrendous genre of music, that god damn sound that gets used over and over and over 95% of the song is so fucking annoying, who heard that sound and thought a whole song should be built around it? And why did 1000 other people decide to use that same sound in a slightly different "song" variation? Fuck it pisses me off.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

man i just got scammed out of 5 million gold, wtf was i thinking

How did you achieve this?

 

[isolation_years]

got greedy, guy was selling 55 fiery brimestone, figured id buy em at 5m, resell them for 7. puts them in the trade window, everything looks good. pay him and i only get 1.

later that day i bought 2 things at like 10% of their worth, and in one run i found a piece of natlayas set, and a legendary wizard thing, two of the actual amazing legendaries .

the universe is kind, so i upgraded a friends gems to stars, and bought another an upgraded shield .

 

[Adam Stryker]

"Get Battlefield 3" they said...

"It'll last forever" they said...

*Battlefield 4 announced*

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Call Of Duty