you have to distract him by giving him a doughnut. Get the hammer on the floor of one of the alleys, then smash the park-o-meter to get about $1 of coins, then go buy a doughnut at the doughnut shop. then you can go give it io the cop and he'll leave you alone.
that was a funny ass game man!
btw delt.... I sound like that anymore man.... I got a sex change so me and tut plug can have kids so its much more high pitch