Dude from an outside perspective I'm sure you are one of the least normal posters on this forum, simply because your attempts to distance yourself from whatever metal sub-culture you think exists (outside the internet) is so self-conscious as to be slightly pitiful.
Regardless of whether its all just a massive exercise in trolling or not it still comes across as far more weird than the unpretentious attitudes of most here, regardless of how fucked up their collective 'judgement' is (and that's probably mostly because the majority of them are American anyway).