The Hate Thread

FUck shaving really, and i'm so retarded that i can't grow a proper beard, so the random hairs keep appearing, and i have to shave them or else i'll look pathetic. I'd be glad to hand over my man card for some wax shaving
 
shitbook keeps asking me if Elmo can sing my name.

I HATE ELMO AND I WOULD LIKE TO CHOP OFF HIS HEAD! Bet he couldnt sing my name then