the heaviest song of all time
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Krilons Resa
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Erik
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Look, King Crimson can shit right off because I already told you, the only KING in CRIMSON that belongs in this topic is BRUCE DICKINSON "KING IN CRIMSON" the undisputed fucking heavyweight champion of heavy fucking metal. Black Sabbath can FUCK RIGHT OFF EXIT STAGE LEFT because noone FUCKS with King in Crimson. It is unfuckable with. Heavier than a boatload of boatloads of anvils. Posers BEWARE.
Krilons Resa
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Erik
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No, because while "Electric Funeral" might have been the heaviest song ever in 1972, it SURE AS FUCK ISN'T ANYMORE
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I've heard some songs that make elephant balls look light weight, but probably VItal Remains' Dechristianize or Bathory's Blood Fire Death
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Erik said:
What about Black-Fucking-Sabbath! That one can still be held side-by-side with modern day standards. Now THAT is saying something; for it to be the heaviest way back then, being the INNOVATOR, and still being able to be side-by-side with bands 35+ years later who just build on the model created by Sabbath.
MFJ
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Erik
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Nuh-uh. Say what you want, but if a recent doom band released that today it would seem fucking tame.Doomcifer said:
Krilons Resa
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Demilich
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Erik
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Erik
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i mean really
yeah sure the first black sabbath riff is evil and metal and heavy but people write more sinister stuff all the fucking time now and especially more BONE CRUSHINGLY WEIGHTY RIFFS OF IMMENSE POWER +240 (like oh say KING IN FUCKING CRIMSON?!)
there is nothing particularly special or extreme about black sabbath the song taken out of historical context, and if you think there is, here's about 35 years' worth of heavy metal releases (about 100 000) for education, have fun
yeah sure the first black sabbath riff is evil and metal and heavy but people write more sinister stuff all the fucking time now and especially more BONE CRUSHINGLY WEIGHTY RIFFS OF IMMENSE POWER +240 (like oh say KING IN FUCKING CRIMSON?!)
there is nothing particularly special or extreme about black sabbath the song taken out of historical context, and if you think there is, here's about 35 years' worth of heavy metal releases (about 100 000) for education, have fun
erik are you drunk? you're talking like i talk when i'm drunk.
well i did make this thread drunk, i think.
well i did make this thread drunk, i think.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
this thread is totally gay and lying because i'm the only one to mention soundgarden - 4th of july
LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING RIFF FOR GOAT'S FUCKING SAKE.
i mean i play bass, and i play it deep. but kim thayil WHOOPS MY FUCKING ASS (on guitar no less) LIKE NO TOMORROW.
or something.
LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING RIFF FOR GOAT'S FUCKING SAKE.
i mean i play bass, and i play it deep. but kim thayil WHOOPS MY FUCKING ASS (on guitar no less) LIKE NO TOMORROW.
or something.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
IOfTheStorm
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The thread talks about the "heaviest song ever". If you judge everything, thinking its relevance to the period it was released, Black Sabbath is the winner of everything that is heavy/unholy/sinister etc.Erik said:
god damn nad said:
OMGWTFBBQ!? Nad wanting Thrash! I thought you where mega-jaded on Thrash or somthing?
Well needless to say *manly war hug* for Coroner-getting.
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