THE HOTEL FOR MDF IS BOOKED

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .

ad infinitum
 
GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
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GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles

We all should just add on bits and pieces and make a 3 page conversation out of this
 
Perhaps. At some point, though, someone needs to mention college, to which you (Ozzman) will respond with "Yeah, college was a great time for me. Stay in college as long as you can."

Oh, and to add:

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
 
Why that particular phrase about college though?

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
King Drunkard: Only Patriots fans are faggots
 
GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
 
A (stereo)typical conversation of GMD regulars in real life

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
 
Maybe we should make another thread about this. Anyways.

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krig:Fuck you, guns are awesome!
 
Maybe we should make another thread about this. Anyways.

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krig:Fuck you, guns are awesome!

I'll add it to this:

A (stereo)typical conversation of GMD regulars in real life

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krigloch: Only libs and black people are hella stupid
 
GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krigloch: Only libs and black people are hella stupid
Krigloch: Fuck you, guns are awesome!
Cookie: *wikipedia link to some random logical fallacy*
 
GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krigloch: Only libs and black people are hella stupid
Krigloch: Fuck you, guns are awesome!
Cookie: *wikipedia link to some random logical fallacy*

GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krigloch: Only libs and black people are hella stupid
Krigloch: Fuck you, guns are awesome!
Cookie: *wikipedia link to some random logical fallacy*
CAIRATH: *random intelligent post regarding wikipedia article on logical fallacy*
 
GR: V5 dude, you're hella fucking stupid.
Cookie: IBL
V5: I'm closing this.
Alter: You guys need to calm down by listening to some Interpol
cookie: wat
mutantllama: I just inhaled.
Ozzman: This.
mutantllama: Exhaled.
Zephyrus: Something about Cicero.
Dodens: How is that even relevant to the conversation?
Zephyrus: It isn't, but I just wanted to share an anecdote he wrote
mutantllama: That's what she said!
Ender: Agreed
The Ozzman: .
The greys: So I just found this girl and she has a really nice ass.
Big Dave: Naw, her ass sucks. She's no more than a 5, maybe a 6
Astrum: Dude, I think that's the chick I almost got pregnant!
Faith No More: Fuck that shit, man. That's the bird that made my dick hurt
King Drunkard: This shit is sleeptasticles
Cythraul: You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.
MetalAges: Conversation cleaned. Keep it about V5 being hella stupid, guys.
Dodens: Could I talk about how 95% of GMD regulars are hella stupid?
Krigloch: Only libs and black people are hella stupid
Krigloch: Fuck you, guns are awesome!
Cookie: *wikipedia link to some random logical fallacy*
CAIRATH: *random intelligent post regarding wikipedia article on logical fallacy
mutantllama: Listening to Iced Earth