We've been promising/threatening to do it for aaaaaages now, and here it is!
Katie, Olli, git yer backsides in here
Red dot = B. I think
Katie, Olli, git yer backsides in here
Red dot = B. I think
The Long-Awaited Violin Thread!
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Katie'Force
Kables
No, I think C was blue.
Oh bugger it, I don't know.
*ponders ringing old violin teacher to find out for sure*
Oh bugger it, I don't know.
*ponders ringing old violin teacher to find out for sure*
Katie'Force
Kables
I wouldn't anyway....too scared of the seemingly-innocent question "So....you took it up again, right?"
Katie'Force
Kables
I am! Just havenae got time!
Oooooooooooooh.....3/4 Stradivarius on ebay for 99p....where's my bankcard?
Oooooooooooooh.....3/4 Stradivarius on ebay for 99p....where's my bankcard?
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Hmm, don't think my hands were really designed for violin-playing.
Wonder if I could fit a cello under my chin. Might have to take the spike off the end first...
Wonder if I could fit a cello under my chin. Might have to take the spike off the end first...
Why bother?
Me wants:
Lookit!
(Thraxas will understand why that is the coolest violin in existence
)
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Everyone should own a purple violin.
And, yeah, might be better if I left the spike on. Then I could simultaneously sup my pint and scratch my arse without dropping my cello!
(mind you, I'd probably then need a lie down after such complex multi-tasking)
And, yeah, might be better if I left the spike on. Then I could simultaneously sup my pint and scratch my arse without dropping my cello!
(mind you, I'd probably then need a lie down after such complex multi-tasking)
Everyone should own a purple violin.
So true. I will get round to buying one soon. When I have time to go a shop and try a few for size. You know better than most how unlikely I am to need a fullsize violin
(I'm pretty sure it's going to be between a 7/8 and a 3/4 - and yes everyone, I really am that tiny )Much as you are often a loud, hairy, drunken, belligerent pain in the backside, I really do love you sometimes :Smug:
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
It's times like this when I feel like Hermy to your Grawp :Smug:
Now if I could just find some trees big enough to tie you to....
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Great!
Now if you could just fill out the 145,444,955 page long Risk Assessment for Health and Safety, you should be tied to your trees by 2090!
Now if you could just fill out the 145,444,955 page long Risk Assessment for Health and Safety, you should be tied to your trees by 2090!
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Hang on, this is starting to sound a bit too much like what I'm supposed to be doing at work!
So, logically this must mean that my tree has an internet connection, meaning I'll spend all day sitting in the forest posting on forums and looking for cheap CDs and DVDs from Amazon and eBay instead of doing whatever Grawp is paid to do.
It could even mean that at about 5pm a 70-year-old forest cleaner will wander past, empty the bin and complain to me about the weather.
So, logically this must mean that my tree has an internet connection, meaning I'll spend all day sitting in the forest posting on forums and looking for cheap CDs and DVDs from Amazon and eBay instead of doing whatever Grawp is paid to do.
It could even mean that at about 5pm a 70-year-old forest cleaner will wander past, empty the bin and complain to me about the weather.
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
