The Long-Awaited Violin Thread!

[Fullangr]

eBay is your friend. They sell allsorts on there.

Only last night I talked a penguin into buying a poiple recorder on there!

 

[Katie'Force]

ebay is indeed my friend

you strange girl

 

[Thraxas]

These penguins can be so easily led. Will it even be able to play with a beak and flippers?

 

[Fullangr]

These penguins can be so easily led. Will it even be able to play with a beak and flippers?

She said she had an implant for that.

 

[Thraxas]

She said she had an implant for that.

Should've known. Like a Swiss army knife, that penguin!

 

[Fullangr]

Should've known. Like a Swiss army knife, that penguin!

Only slightly bigger and not as aerodynamic.

 

[Thraxas]

But I bet she's got an attachment for getting stones out of horses hooves somewhere!

 

[Fullangr]

Of course. It's tucked behind the banana-peeling implant.

 

[Thraxas]

You ought to set up a band. A minature viking and a borg penguin. I could see that working, y'know!
And I could be the scantily-clad dancer.

 

[Fullangr]

In fishnets?

 

[Thraxas]

And suspenders.

 

[Katie'Force]

and what the hell do i go if you're the scantily clad dancer?
i'm the one who can pole dance, clearly i should have that role!

 

[Thraxas]

I'm sure there's room for more than one! We could a viking version of Pan's People!

 

[Fullangr]

Don't worry Katie...you can be the scantilyclad pole dancer and Thraxas can stay on the ground. I can't think of a metal offhand that'd support his weight in pole-form anyway

 

[Katie'Force]

yay! pole dancing wench!!!!

 

[Thraxas]

Don't worry Katie...you can be the scantilyclad pole dancer and Thraxas can stay on the ground. I can't think of a metal offhand that'd support his weight in pole-form anyway

Now that's true. It'd probably have to be too wide for me to fit my arms round. I'll just have to be the saucy viking lap-dancing wench instead.

 

[Fullangr]

Now that's true. It'd probably have to be too wide for me to fit my arms round. I'll just have to be the saucy viking lap-dancing wench instead.

Be gone foul images!

*bleaches brain*

 

[Thraxas]

C'mon, you just know it'd work! Could cause a few fractured femurs among the punters, but all great ideas come at a cost.

 

[Fullangr]

C'mon, you just know it'd work! Could cause a few fractured femurs among the punters, but all great ideas come at a cost.

That may be so, but isn't the NHS burdened enough as it is?

 

[Thraxas]

I'm sure they'd be willing to sacrifice a few dozen beds in the name of such a good cause.