The Long-Awaited Violin Thread!

[Fullangr]

Can employers claim temporary insanity at tribunals?

 

[Thraxas]

Possibly, but it's lasted over three years so far.

 

[Fullangr]

It's just an extended psychotic episode. They should really get help.


And we should really get back to violins

 

[The Shinster]

Lol my mum works for the Civil Service.

And she likes Turisas.

The CS attracts the crazies.

 

[Thraxas]

The office is right by a river. Maybe I should start building a longboat-ramp.

 

[Katie'Force]

Why bother?



Me wants:


Lookit!

(Thraxas will understand why that is the coolest violin in existence )

oooooooooooooooooooooooh pretty!!!!!

 

[Fullangr]

oooooooooooooooooooooooh pretty!!!!!

Ain't it tho?

*sighs and counts pennies*

 

[Katie'Force]

it's not actually that expensive..... but no, gonna wait til i move house then i can assess whether i'm going to annoy everyone if i take it up again

 

[Fullangr]

Yeah...I need to enter negotiations with Mother before I buy a violin

All together now, "You didn't want to play when we bought you that lovely 1/2 size all those years ago...gave it up after we spent all that money...Mary was devastated...said you had real talent...you could've been great you know..." etc etc

 

[Katie'Force]

ah yes, that lecture, i know it well....

 

[Fullangr]

The painful bit is that it really was a beautiful 1/2 size....I remember it

Dear GOD I was an idiot when I was 9

 

[Katie'Force]

i've still got mine, in my bedroom at home. i know, me too, stupid thing is i didn't even WANT to quit, my asshole teacher used to pick on me relentlessly, that's why i quit!

 

[Fullangr]

I don't know what's worse, knowing you couldn't be bothered to do the 6 hours of practise, or being made to quit

I think we should make a pact to have violins and be relearning by Christmas!

 

[Katie'Force]

i know, i hate that bitch so much, quiting is my biggest regret of my life and i'm actually being completely serious here....

we should indeed!!!

 

[Fullangr]

Then we can sit on the barrier at gigs and play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahahahahaha screw herman's solo's, it's all about us playing twinkle twinkle little star!

 

[Fullangr]

Of course!

You can get coloured violins as well, so I can get a black one and you can get a red one...we can be the backing violins!

 

[Thraxas]

Now that's a mental image to savour. Olli on stage in full flow with the two of you standing behind him scraping out nursery rhymes.

 

[Fullangr]

You know you'd pay to see that

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahaha oh it'd be the highlight of the gig!!!!!

and i sooooooooo want a red violin now!