I love METAL (most important)
I love woman, especially when they are naked
I love takeing time for a good long shit in the morning
I love those short porn movies I found in the internet
I love my feet, don´t know why
I love those tiny umbrellas you get when you order a cocktail
I love farting in public places and look rigid at other people
I love farting in closed rooms
I love beans and old eggs!