the love thread

[King Richard]

I love when a female is so hot you would lick her asshole if she told you too.

So...you love licking assholes?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

So...you love licking assholes?

Ive done it, it was not fucking pleasant. I was pretty drunk though, ive also licked out a girl on her period when I was 13, ill stop now.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Ive done it, it was not fucking pleasant. I was pretty drunk though, ive also licked out a girl on her period when I was 13, ill stop now.

I fingered a girl about a year back and in the middle of it she said she was having her period I pulled my finger out so fast I thought I'd ripped out her ovaries.

 

[Astrum]

I almost got that close, but she happened to tell me before the damage was done.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I fingered a girl about a year back and in the middle of it she said she was having her period I pulled my finger out so fast I thought I'd ripped out her ovaries.

I got blood in my mouth, i didnt realise until I looked in the mirror

 

[Astrum]

Damn, how drunk were you?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I was completely hammered, dizzy drunk.

 

[Astrum]

I hate when you are so drunk/high that you cant feel anything. Then you wake up in the morning (or afternoon) and have numerous injuries you can explain. Once I was high and burned the shit out of myself with a lighter for fun, because I couldnt feel it.

:Smug:

technichally this should have gone in the hate thread, but we were on the topic.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

WTF, you can feel shit when you're high

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yeh totally understand, I once got in a fight drunk and broke two of my fingers but couldnt feel a thing, next day my fingers were huge and hurt so bad.

 

[Astrum]

WTF, you can feel shit when you're high

Then apparently youve never gotten high enough

 

[entanglement]

Ever gotten seriously hurt and still never felt a thing without being even remotely high?

Besides, never took drugs. woohoo.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I broke my wrist playing rugby, that didnt hurt. Was completely blue though and shaking. Thats adrenaline for you.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Then apparently youve never gotten high enough

Apparently you don't know what getting high is.

 

[Astrum]

yeah, okay.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

There is no numbing factor in THC

 

[Dee Snarl]

There is no numbing factor in THC

Tr00 dat.

Burning yourself with a lighter? Are you 13? Are you a "goth" chick?

 

[Alongside Death]

I love this video: YouTube - PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

 

[Blacken the angel]

I'm amazed by V5 moderating skills

 

[Astrum]

enough with the mod talk dude