The Maiden Downunder drinking game

Have a drink every time you only have enough for one bird, yet Richard Gere has a visa so everything is a-ok.

Not really related to MD, but hopefully this post will at least get people drinking! :D
 
Not much to say. I go by the name of Jak Deathstrike, I like metal, I'm married, I like a drink and I live in the City of Corpses - like yourself.