The Metal Chicks Poll

[JayKeeley]

Bound to offend, but fuck it. Choose, shag, and be done with it. So what's your poison?

 

[NAD]

Christina Scabbia. I mean, come on.

 

[JayKeeley]

How did you post so quick? I literally just hit the submit button from the preview page!

 

[Nate The Great]

I had to go for that techno chick. I'm assuming she has awesome fake boobs . . . right?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

excuse me.

i resent that.

im ms thrash metal: wears mini skirts, girlie metal shirts with long boots, loves the real thrash metal of the 80's and 90's, and is a real lady

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[NAD]

How did you post so quick? I literally just hit the submit button from the preview page!

What the hell!? You didn't have the poll up when I read this thread!

Those are all great, but I picked Manowar metal chick, because fuzzy thongs and boots are fookin' sexy on a broad.

 

[Ayeka]

They all sound sucky! But I suppose I'd choose the Black Metal one, simply because she don't sound as sucky as the rest

 

[JayKeeley]

excuse me.

im ms thrash metal: wears mini skirts, girlie metal shirts with long boots, loves the real thrash metal of the 80's and 90's, and is a real lady

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Shit, sorry.

Alright lads, if anyone here wants to ding "Ms Thrash Metal", just say so in your post.

 

[Nate The Great]

Shit, sorry.

Alright lads, if anyone here wants to ding "Ms Thrash Metal", just say so in your post.

She sounds tasty. She has large fake boobs . . . right?

 

[Black Winter Day]

ms black metal

 

[JayKeeley]

She sounds tasty. She has large fake boobs . . . right?

For you, I'll even throw in a few ripples on the undercarriage.

 

[jimbobhickville]

excuse me.

i resent that.

im ms thrash metal: wears mini skirts, girlie metal shirts with long boots, loves the real thrash metal of the 80's and 90's, and is a real lady

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I'll take her

really, I voted for the swimsuit model 'cause your descriptions of all the other ones sounded very unappealing, though I have seen some really hot goth chicks in my time.

 

[ggggggu]

I've never fucked a fat goth, so bring it on!

 

[JayKeeley]

Well, we're talking one night only here. Is it immoral to lie to Ms Techno Dancer and pretend to hate anything that resembles metal just for one night of rumpy pumpy?

Or do you take pride in your CD collection, bring home Ms Viking Metal instead, and make sweet love to the erotic bridal sounds of Finntroll?

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

I would have chosen Ms. Goth Metal if it didn't have such a crappy description (a fat goth? for fucks sake!) I picked Ms. Black Metal instead.

 

[spaffe]

i choose ms techno i mean it's only one night...

 

[General Zod]

Great poll.

Given the less than flattering descriptions, I'm curious to know if I can simply watch Ms. Hardcore teach Ms. Techno Dancer a thing or two with that strap-on, while I sit back and watch the show.

How fat is the Goth chick? Size 14 or less, bring it on.

Zod

 

[bloodfiredeath]

Tough choice, but I went with goth. I interpret the overweight description as just a little bit heavy, which I'm all for. I dig the chicks in black that listen to Bauhaus, if she's got a big ass too, well fuck... that's my choice!

 

[Demonspell]

From that list, Miss Viking...

 

[lizard]

I would pick just sitting quietly, getting beer hammered, and gazing at Dead Lioness's pic on the nevermore board with Chromie and ct_thrash