The Metal Chicks Poll

[lizard]

you've saved us from having to say it

 

[NAD]

Elves are teh gay.

No way, this dude gets all the chicks:

Maybe he doesn't quite count as an elf though...

To see more of this horrid act: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

 

[JayKeeley]

@lizard - not sure about anyone else, but your animated signature sloooowwwws down my computer like you wouldn't believe. And I'm on cable modem.

 

[lizard]

@lizard - not sure about anyone else, but your animated signature sloooowwwws down my computer like you wouldn't believe. And I'm on cable modem.

hmmm I've got sigs viewing turned off, I forgot I even had one

 

[JayKeeley]

*in the voice of Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman*

I'm in the dark here! Hoo ha!

 

[lizard]

I frequently am in the dark. it's the only way I can truly feel grym and tru

 

[Erik]

No way, this dude gets all the chicks:

Maybe he doesn't quite count as an elf though...

To see more of this horrid act: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

YOU FAIL IT!!!!!!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Typical power metal chick.

 

[Jim LotFP]

Power metal elf ears girl. One of those turned up at ProgPower in 02... so of course I made a fool of myself for her benefit. Turns out she was underage. When she showed back up in 05, she was with someone, so was I, and nobody was amused that I was still staring. No elf ears that year though.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Ms Manowar Metal: Wears furry thong and boots, likes guys with big muscles, probably Greek

 

[EricT]

This thread is funny as hell...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That woman scares me

 

[MajestikMøøse]

These are all pretty much unappealing stereotypes


EDIT: I'd shag the lot.

 

[hibernal_dream]

Ms Death Metal: Likes to mosh and stage dive, wears military boots in bed, thinks Arch Enemy are gay

I think of Ms. Jo Bench from Bolt Thrower

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

which one is Simone Simons?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i think ms death metal is the most flattering tbh

i mean moshing is fun, boots are hot, and arch enemy suck, where's the downside here?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

^ she has a penis....

 

[cthulufhtagn]

clearly not stated. if that is indeed the case, this poll is a shallow mockery of a questionnaire.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Slightly off topic, but the fella in this picture for some reason reminds me of Dorian Gray.

 

[JayKeeley]

You gotta go with the techno dancer chick. You know, because she's likely going to be fit and good looking.