The Metal Chicks Poll

[JayKeeley]

Ms Gothic is "overweight", but certainly not obese. Funnily enough, you guys are more concerned about her weight than her desire to slit her wrists at any given opportunity.

@Demonspell - you voted Ms Viking? From where I sit, that's not reflected in the poll results....did you make the selection?

 

[NAD]

Yeah, my concern was the instant suicide bit. I don't want to deal with some overly depressed issues-laden bitch, even if for just one night.

I definitely like a little meat on them bones though... mmmmm...

 

[JayKeeley]

Great poll.

Indeed, I'm proud of this one, but I realized I forgot two other metal chicks:

- Ms Glam Metal: 80's leftover groupy, mother of 2 (whereabouts of fathers unknown), still trying to squeeze into her 15 year old miniskirt and white stillettos. With all dignity and self-esteem in the toilet, will be game for anything in the sack.

- Ms Prog Metal: Hideously obese in all the wrong places, works in IT Tech Support / Help Desk, drops lines from the Rocky Horror Picture Show into normal conversation, orders pizza on a Friday night whilst watching LotR (the original animated version of course), desperately looking to be wed.

Given the less than flattering descriptions, I'm curious to know if I can simply watch Ms. Hardcore teach Ms. Techno Dancer a thing or two with that strap-on, while I sit back and watch the show.

That can be arranged, but it'll cost you double.

Pimpin' Daddy JK.

 

[Hell Mike]

I guess I'd choose ms. Thrash Metal Terrah after reading the thread, though I voted vnholy black metal

 

[Erik]

Depends on length of hair. Mmm, long hair. But ms. BM has the most flattering description and so on, so I'm just going to vote for 'er.

 

[ChiefB]

Well I picked Ms Power Metal. There is something a bird with Elvish ears that remind me of Vulcan females.

Fat birds are a great shag. They'll do anything and they tend to have a great sense of humour. They have bras the size of trawler nets; swear to God you could catch a shark with one of those.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

How could anyone not vote for Ms. Black Metal?

 

[JayKeeley]

Er, because she tends to date white guys exclusively. You know, that was a whole play on her being an NSBM Nazi bitch from hell, although I figured the corpse paint would be deterring enough, although obviously not...

 

[Black Winter Day]

does she fuck corpses?

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Er, because she tends to date white guys exclusively. You know, that was a whole play on her being an NSBM Nazi bitch from hell, although I figured the corpse paint would be deterring enough, although obviously not...

Corpse can wash off, and maybe she just perferrs white.

 

[perfecterror]

ummm.. i am a metalhead chick and I don't fit into any of those catergories. however, i think i would definatley choose mss power metal, with elf ears... too sexy i want elf ears!

 

[JayKeeley]

Corpse can wash off, and maybe she just perferrs white.

Well, the theory is that it's for one night only, and that you have to take each chick as they come. Corpse paint needs to stay on! In my mind, I was picturing King Diamond with a long wig, but oh well...different strokes for different folks.

 

[JayKeeley]

ummm.. i am a metalhead chick and I don't fit into any of those catergories. however, i think i would definatley choose mss power metal, with elf ears... too sexy i want elf ears!

Reminds me that I have to get one of those life size cardboard cutouts of Legolas for the wife. She is obsessed with the elf.

 

[Demonspell]

Miss Power Metal would be my second or third choice, judging by the members of her tribe I saw at the BG/SX show last year...

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

Ms Gothic is "overweight", but certainly not obese. Funnily enough, you guys are more concerned about her weight than her desire to slit her wrists at any given opportunity.

Well... if its only one night, who cares if she slits her wrists?

 

[Hell Mike]

Reminds me that I have to get one of those life size cardboard cutouts of Legolas for the wife. She is obsessed with the elf.

luckily he (as most, probably all elves) is gay so you wouldn't have to worry even if he was real.

 

[JayKeeley]

Elves are teh gay.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I would pick just sitting quietly, getting beer hammered, and gazing at Dead Lioness's pic on the nevermore board with Chromie and ct_thrash

thanks Lizard! *blushes*



and i agree that miss black metal is the "best" of them all,
but how could you forgot thrash metal ??? how ???




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[lizard]

and honestly, I'm not a pervert! at least, not very much

I'm glad you hooked up with those two at the show. they are one stinkin' cute metal couple!

 

[Black Winter Day]

i'm just stinkin'