The Metal Chicks Poll

For one night, and one night only....be honest!

  • Ms Black Metal: Corpse paint, lives in a forest devoid of all colour, tends to date white guys exclu

    Votes: 12 29.3%
  • Ms Death Metal: Likes to mosh and stage dive, wears military boots in bed, thinks Arch Enemy are gay

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • Ms Power Metal: Wears flowers in her hair, has pointy elf ears, fantasizes about being sandwiched be

    Votes: 6 14.6%
  • Ms Manowar Metal: Wears furry thong and boots, likes guys with big muscles, probably Greek

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Ms Gothic Metal: May take her own life at any given instant, overweight, too much eye makeup, prozac

    Votes: 2 4.9%
  • Ms Hardcore Metal: Likes to wear a 12" strap on with both guys and girls, devout feminist, wears bas

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Ms Viking Metal: Goes by the name of "Helga", gets into fights with nightclub bouncers, drinks lots

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Ms Techno Dancer: Hates ALL metal, thinks all metallers look like Saxon and Motley Crue, part time s

    Votes: 7 17.1%

  • Total voters
    41
Slightly off topic, but the fella in this picture for some reason reminds me of Dorian Gray.

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hahaha I'd like to see this but all I'm getting is the good ol red X