Truth is that i'm so ugly, that if you were to see a picture of me you wouldn't be able to ejaculate again. Ever.
Yet "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," so some of us may actually find you attractive .
@plintus: Too bad you missed my pic in corpse-paint then. Holding an axe.
Thanks, sweetypie.Stay the fuck away from my wife unless you're Thanatos.
Rhavin must be a very patient guy
As a mater of fact, I believe I am, yes, thank you for noticing.
But why would you say that in regards to this subject? All the off-topic conversation? There's worse, and this thread obviously consolidates "post your picture", "comment on someone else's picture", "resist attempts to be forced to post your picture", and "comment on someone else's lack of pictures".
Welcome to this forum.Which apparently includes the rather frequent use of words like Penis and ejaculation
Welcome to this forum.
That's because you couldn't hear the sarcasm and doom in my voice when i said that.Now, that sucks the fun out if it. I preferred the nasty vicious siren than the welcoming one
That's because you couldn't hear the sarcasm and doom in my voice when i said that.
Haha, funny you say that, someone recently called me the Woman of Doom, and i could hear the horror in his voice.Krapatonia, My deceased bride...you my dear are Doom in flesh and bones
Yes, you are a perv. It doesnt look like a penis at all. But maybe theres some sort of academic reason behind your being a perv, I wouldnt be surprised if it was so, on this forum.
To put it simply, i don't think that setting my home on fire by lighting said candle is a very good showcase of Christmas spirit.Looks like that candle was under heavy usage. You really must be a fan of the Christmas spirit.