The News Thread

[Nate Skalman]

He's yelling at his mom to make him a hot pocket

 

[Nate Skalman]

As much as a cork-sniffer as Trump is, it's been too many decades of Bush and Clinton royalty. I voted Vermin Supreme because I thought that's what Americans deserve...

 

[UltimateApathy]

 

[CiG]

All that proves is that you don't need to go to college to be a media hack.

 

[J.]

Yeah, that pretty much says squat. The 3 leftists in that pic are educated and are still idiots. The 3 conservatives are idiots as well, but they didnt spend $$$ on an education and are still successful.

At least john stewart is funny. Cant say the same for his replacement

 

[CiG]

And of course anybody can cherry pick the examples they use for each side of the false dichotomy to prove their point.

I'll take Peter Robinson over everyone in that meme.
Also, suspicious lack of Tucker Carlson in it, not a great admirer of him but everyone in the conservative media section is ancient.

 

[Nate Skalman]

No wonder he's a fucking idiot...he gets his political opinions from Jon Stewart and Bill Maher...wha..? No Colbert?

 

[Nate Skalman]

Jim Carrey is at the top of his political advice section as well...

 

[J.]

Can't forget about King Barry's butt buddy, George Clooney.

 

[Nate Skalman]

Late but still funny...liberal backfires make me laugh

 

[Nate Skalman]

What has ol' Cloon-tang been up to, anyway?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

That means jack shit. Most of those"universities" are run by the socialist children of Frankfurt, so im not surprised that they bred rabid, blind liberals.

 

[Nate Skalman]

The Mentors are coming to Portland for their 'Anti-Antifa tour' and liberals, yep Antifa are freaking out and planning a "violent" protest! Lol!!...now they're protesting and threatening musicians. Liberals paradise! it's getting extreme and turning into beating up people outside steakhouses, and concerts. Ultimatecrapathy should consider moving here!

 

[CF87]

My uncle got caught with a prostitute in the back of his FEDX truck and lost his job...I'm positive Trump is to blame somehow

What did he do, park in front of the Fedex office and tell them he was going to screw a hooker.

 

[CiG]

The left are the new puritans. Ban music, punch wrongthinkers.

 

[Nate Skalman]

What did he do, park in front of the Fedex office and tell them he was going to screw a hooker.

He was in the parking lot of a burned down rib restaurant, they pulled them both out all sweaty and found some meth on him. He lost his pension and whatnot...they posted their faces on the news and in this "Busted" magazine it was around Christmas so I couldn't keep a straight face at Christmas dinner. Grandma prayed for him out loud in front of the whole family- I spit my soup back in the bowl it was so funny (to me). I got him a box of rubbers from "santa" haha half the family couldn't stop laughing, he stormed out calling me and my dad assholes. Best Christmas ever.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[CiG]

GOOD THING THAT ISN'T HAPPENING RIGHT NOW OR ANYTHING.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... exactly.

 

[CiG]

White musician makes a joke to black musician friend, white woman overhears it and gets him fired for being racist. Black musician friend speaks out against white musician being fired.

Glad we have superior white leftists going around being offended on behalf of the subhuman blacks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...d-us-music-festival-joke-labelled-racist/amp/