The official "Post here if your are a regular" thread

[NAD]

I think what counts is the small car to tall height ratio, how tall are you and what do you drive?

"Whoa, that dude is TALL!"
--some dude we walked by in NYC, referring to lurch

 

[Demilich]

i drive a Honda Oddyssey (my mom's), and it's almost as tall as me! i guess i lose this round

how tall is lurch anyway?

 

[Profanity]

I'm 6'0 and use buses.

 

[lurch70]

I am 6'7" bitches ... bow before me all ye lilliputians!

 

[Profanity]

cool.

 

[NAD]

i drive a Honda Oddyssey (my mom's), and it's almost as tall as me! i guess i lose this round

how tall is lurch anyway?

haha, soccer mom. Don't take offense, I drive a station wagon, the ORIGINAL soccer mom vehicle. It's fast as all giddy up though.

I think he's 6'7" / 200cm, if I recall correctly.

EDIT: I was right, I win the prize! The prize is to eat another cough drop, hooray!

 

[Profanity]

Congratulations.

 

[lurch70]

LOL

 

[Profanity]

It wasn't meant to be funny.

 

[NAD]

It was hysterical!

 

[Demilich]

fuck me, i'm only 6'6 :|

 

[Profanity]

It was hysterical!

It was a constipated attempt at humour.

 

[lurch70]

I drive a station wagon, the ORIGINAL soccer mom vehicle. It's fast as all giddy up though.

that is a soccer mom vehicle for kids who have TWO moms

 

[Profanity]

fuck me,

Are you gay or something?

 

[NAD]

that is a soccer mom vehicle for kids who have TWO moms

Station wagons = gay, Subaru station wagons = lesbian. I'm proud to say I eat pussy.

It is ASTOUNDING how cops leave me alone, knock on wood of course. My stupid pickup I had attracted a ridiculous amount of attention, just some small 2WD Toyota but apparently the burgundy color angered up the pig blood, or something.

 

[Profanity]

Could we stop all this gay talk please.

 

[NAD]

We're all pretty big fans of gays and gay issues (not to mention some serious pole smoking), so I wouldn't count on it.

 

[Profanity]

I'm a big fan of watching competitive gay sex but I don't bring gayness to an UM forum.

 

[NAD]

Whoa, they have competitions? That sounds even better than midget porn!

 

[Profanity]

Whoa, they have competitions? That sounds even better than midget porn!

Don't be silly. 2 men can put in more strength and effort to sex than a man and woman because a man has to be gentle with a woman but whenn sexing another man, you don't have to be gentle and you can be so rough that you cause physical damage.